Power Girl: So people really like this chest don't they...
Batman: PIS? Bull.
Superman: Ok, so I thought the Supermobile was a good idea back then, I was young and stupid...
Nightwing: Where am I?
Wolverine: One cell eh? Hm...
Hulk: RAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Spider-Man: Toad gets an easy win against Shocker but I don't? Huh?
Deadpool: ...freaks.
Flash: FINALLY!!! Yeesh.
What else...
Thing: Heh, Apparently Wolverine can kill me easily even though i've gone head to head with guys like Dr. Doom, the Silver Surfer, Terrax, and Annihilus all of which could kill Wolverine easily." 😬
Deathstroke: Hmm, even though I took on the Justice Leauge and constantly trump the Teen Titans, a hairy midget with a metal claws and a healing factor can beat me 😐
Great thread. 👆
My favorites...
Originally posted by newjak86
Galactus: "How did I get stuck fighting a squirrel."
Originally posted by Black Rob
Thing:I dont have a penis?(looks down pants)AWWW SH*T!!!!!
Originally posted by Black Rob
Mr.Fantastic:Man i suck...well at least i got a penis...Thing:F*CK YOU REED!!!
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Galactus: "Who is this JP, and why does he challenge me?"
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Most of the characters in Marvel: "Check this out guys. If we join the X-Men they'll give a us a ridiculous power boost within our first 3 Claremont issues. Can't find a better deal than that...where are the application forms?"All of the X-Men: "Look at these losers trying to get on our team so they can steal our Claremont upgrades. We didn't have Storm, Jean, and Emma sleep with Claremont for nothing...they can find their own bad writer."
Cyclops: "WTF? Jean slept with Claremont? That's why she's so powerful...but she told me it was because of our passionate love, and that the pheonix was always a part of her. I feel so betrayed. Claremont, I'm coming for you...you're days are numbered!" *suddenly, he turns into a snowman in his next issue whose power is to throw snowballs at people.* "Curse you Claremont!"
After HoM: "Damnit! They lied! Quesada, you son of a b*tch!
Originally posted by Scoobless
Superman:"they're right.... WTF was i thinking using glasses as a disguise!"
Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
Wolverine looking at all the superbeings that are in line to fight him:
"This just ain't my day."
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Firelord: "I was PAID to take the fall. Paid, I tell you!"
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Comic girls: "What the **** is up with this MUDWRESTLING?!"