You know you've been reading too much comics when...

1. You say "bub" at the end of every sentence.

.....when you fantasize that YOU have super powers and have elaborate battles in your head how you would fare up against Wolverine 😮

When you call your "manjuice" webbing

Put numbers in front of the sentences, please.. 🙂

I am trying to make an list here. 😄

When you get your a$$ kicked by JP when you were wearing a bat suit for Halloween.

5.You scream out Wonder Woman during sex

6. You use comicbook sound effects in actual sentences. (Zip! Pow! KerrRASH!)

7. When someone shows you their new emerald rock, you run away, shouting: "KRYPTONITE! AAARRGH!"

8.You call your boy/girlfriend your sidekick

9.You find nothing wrong with hanging out with little boys in your basement

10. When you really have nothing better to do than argue with other comic-people on the KMC Forums.....

11.You tell women "Wanna see my web shooter?"

12. You see nothing wrong with drastically mixing genres when writing.

13. You have a deadpool costume custom made...

14.You say"Looks like you hit the jackpot tiger"everytime you enter the door(When Spiderman meets Mary Jane for you ignorant fools)

15.Whenever you are trying to hide who you are,you put on glasses

16. When you tie a rope to a tree branch and try to swing like Spiderman then hit the tree.

Originally posted by Zahit
10. When you really have nothing better to do than argue with other comic-people on the KMC Forums.....

...funny because it's true.

...

and sad. 😮

-DM

1. When your fictional amalgam is your best friend

2. When you're reading a war novel and they mention a sentry, and you expect him to rip someone in half or disintigrate them.

3. When you try to climb up a wall 'just in case'.

4. When you have counter-measures prepared if the Green Goblin ever attacks your house.

17. When you only find a guy hot when they are in a bat suit.
18. Every night you dream you have some type of super power
19. When all you want to do is role-play, so at least then you have super powers
20. Rather watch batman than go on a date
21. When you have dressed up as catwoman so many times you have lost count
22. When your neighbors think your weird because you always see you dress up as something
23. When guys date you, and they always have to ask you if you love them more than batman.. and the answer is always no

24. when you purchase multiple copies of a issue #1 when DC arbituarily starts over thier counting system cuz you think that it will be worth millions one day.( eg. the fact that throught history there has been at least a dozen superman #100's)

25. when you have elaborate yet funny ways to beat heroes. eg. let Smokey the bear stomp out human torch, sleeping gas banner and put a small jock strap on him and let you with an empty can of "acme knock out gas" the first thing he sees when he comes to and hulks out

26. when you put on a pair of glasses and are surprised when someone recognizes you.