You know you've been reading too much comics when...

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27.When you think of all the places you would want to learn to teleport to
28. When you think that when someone is not looking you are invisible
29. When you refer to yourself by your characters names, and not your real name.
30. when you find yellow tights hot

31. when your collection is worth hunreds if not thousands of dolars and you realize that if you saved that money you could have bought a car

32.When you "pleasure" yourself to copies of Witchblade

33.When you try to throw cards at people during a fight

34.You buy red and black and contacts

35.You try to heat hot dogs with your eyes

make a sig in honor of your favor Hero or Villian lol.

Originally posted by Joker1237
make a sig in honor of your favor Hero or Villian lol.
yeah...hey what the f*ck thats supposed to mean?!?! 😠

Originally posted by black robb
yeah...hey what the f*ck thats supposed to mean?!?! 😠

He was just being funny 😛

56. When you number both of your posts wrong in a certain thread.

-DM

...hehe

When you think to yourself......"Man, I wish I could Hulk up right now.."

When you tried to learn how to throw cards.

If you've EVER said the work "SNIKT!" out loud.

If you've ever tried to move a pencil with your mind....

If you've ever done hand geastures like the DBZ characters or like Dr.Strange.....

62.When going to the gym you always carry around comics to build your muscles in likeness of certain comic characters.

63. when you can list 63 ways in which should mean you read too many comic books

64. When you have absolutely no social skills yet can easily strike up conversations right away with complete strangers who also happen to be comic book fans.
65. You've memorized lines from your favorite comics verbatim
66. You've worn the same comic-themed t-shirt every day for over a week.

67 when you have someone telling you every 5 secs youre obsessed.
68 when youre me.

when all you can think of talking about IRL is Evangel's amalgam tourny

😮

70. When you put an cape on your dog and call it "Krypto"...then throw it in the air to see if the rays of Sun affect it already.

27. when you call your house or room your base of operation.

28. When you call your bearded dragon Lockheed

(sorry about the miss numbering looking on the wrong page)

73. when you start asking your friends to join your crusade to fight against injustice against your fellow mutants

74. Wednsday is you're favorite day of the week.

Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
74. Wednsday is you're favorite day of the week.
haha good one!!!

75. when you call your four best friends your four horsemen and you get them to do villainous schemes so you can become a super mutant over lord unlike any the world has ever seen.

76. When every time that you see an mime/clown, you attack them in murderous rage, accusing them of killing your friends/family.