You know you've been reading too much comics when...

77. You keep diving into oil spills hoping one will turn out to be a symbiote.
78. You wear your underwear over your pants.
79. Wolverine is your new god.

77.You tell new people you meet that your whole family was killed by the hands of a deadly criminal even when your brother is standing next to you.

78. when you blame yourself for the death of you uncle ben and you don't even have an Uncle Ben

79. When you find most of these answers relate to you

80. when you dump your boyfriend or girlfriend cuz you don't your enemies to use her or him to get to you.

81.When you constantly call black men Bishop
82.When you constantly call asian women Jubilee
83.When you constantly call gay men Aquaman

84. when you decide to make some goblin serum so you can beat up that bully that pushed you off the monkey bars when you were 6.

85.When you wish someone would kidnap you in hopes to see batman

85. When you hang out close to nuclear plants and try to find bugs to bite you so you would gain superpowers.

86. When you being to purr, and wear cat collars
87.When you owe a whip
88. When your pastor at your church does not know your real name, but only knows you as catwoman.

86. when you thank Storm for a gentle summer show on a hot day.

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf

87.When you owe a whip

naughty

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
86. When you being to purr, and wear cat collars
87.When you owe a whip
88. When your pastor at your church does not know your real name, but only knows you as catwoman.

*laughs*

Down boys 😛

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
*laughs*

Down boys 😛

😮

I shall not bow down before a woman!

Cause I draw lightnings on my chest and pretend I'm as fast as the light.😛

Originally posted by 2Tidus!
I shall not bow down before a woman!

Cause I draw lightnings on my chest and pretend I'm as fast as the light.😛

😂

89.When you start a "You know you've been reading too much comics when..." thread.

i'll bow before you..... 😉

95. when you misnumber like a bunch of idiots 😆
96. when your amalgam of Apollo and Doomsday is DoomsGay and its the funniest thing you've ever heard in ten years