zingers, one liners & just plain funny comments

Some discussions here at KMC can get pretty heated, but there are a few members who can always whip out some pretty good zingers, one liners or just plain funny comments.

Who are some of the quick witted people at KMC who make you laugh?

Whirly is an up and comer who I'm hoping to see good things from in the future but my votes would have to go to Botankus, PVS, Finti and Swanky Tuna.

TTH for sure!😄

I'll pull up a front row seat....Yesterdays entertainment was good too...

Jackie Malfoy.

I will say that this quote below probably kept me laughing longer than any other one I've read in a really long time. It's from the "What do you look like?" thread.

Originally posted by Deano
i cud show u a pic of my bum..but its too sexual for this site lol

😂

This is a good one from the "Not knowing the Truth" thread about users not being who they claim to be:

Originally posted by mechmoggy
On a completely unrelated topic, which nice young ladies would like to come and meet me in real life? 😗

Maybe I should have said, "who do find humorous that actually is trying to be funny?"

As hysterical as JM's comments are, I don't think they are intended to be so.

I have to add this one...

for when I gave mist an L for his forehead....

Originally posted by Mist
😊
L is for Loser, and.....hey...cry

😆 😆

One of my favorites was this guy, though not intentionally trying to be funny, forgetting his name on 2 consecutive posts. He went from Jason to Justin in a matter of minutes.

Originally posted by rampageman
My friend Andrew and I are making a movie about a heist. This movie will, of course, include several gun fights, car chases, explosions, etc...

If you know how to make any of these things at home, easily, then I'm all ears.

To anyone that helps me out, I would be more than willing to send you a copy of the movie once it's done!

Cheers,

Jason

Originally posted by rampageman
wow! that was awesome. Maybe i will. Just for you. and if i die, i'll send you the morgue bills!😉

Well, lol, if you have any real ones, im all ears.

Cheers,

Justin

This was in "God Is a Woman"..

Originally posted by finti
scientists have discovered a food product that lower the womens sex drive by 90%. ...........They call it a wedding cake

oh thats soooo OLD 😛

This was in the Christian Chat Room"...Turning water into wine...

Originally posted by finti
bath water? no I dont drink Bud

Originally posted by debbiejo
A little Asti Spamonti (sp).....I'll bring the wine...I hope someone is bringing snacks.....I don't want to get too tipsy.

Originally posted by finti
blahhhhhhhhhh american beer, wouldnt be much of a miracle to turn water into yankee brew cause that brew is f*ucking close to water as it is so.................

Originally posted by Echuu
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!! HE SWORE IN THE CHRISTIAN HANG OUT ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD WILL SMITE YOU AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😛

jk 😄

Originally posted by debbiejo
HE SWORE.HE SWORE, HE SWORE.......And all it took was bad beer.

Well I thought it was funny...Especially in the religious chat room.

From the “Humans Getting it on with Animals” thread, territlm23’s 1 and only post and PVS’ response:

Originally posted by territlm23
no i can honestly say i seen it for my self brought the mail out to my boyfriends house and there those two were on the couch and the dog was licking his privates and he quicked pushed the dog off as he seen me come in know i now i thought he was having an affair on me when it was just the dog all along and the way he treats that dog well lets say he use to treat me very special until that dang dog came into the pitchure know u tell me how sick can a man be when he did have a women who loved him and do anything for him sexually etc.

Originally posted by PVS
i dont know which is more disturbing:

-the fact that this thread has lasted so long and recieved so many hits

-the story you told

-the fact that you just typed the longest runon sentence i've ever seen

Originally posted by botankus
Jackie Malfoy.

I will say that this quote below probably kept me laughing longer than any other one I've read in a really long time. It's from the "What do you look like?" thread.

🙂

from the david icke thread. this line seriously had me laughing almost to the point of tears. a member who so wants us to believe the most far out conspiracy theories, makes a compromise.

in an attempt to help us understand the 'illuminati', he offers us this:

Originally posted by Novusordo
Just concentrate on that and leave out the shapeshifting reptiles.

😂

That was a precious moment, ✅

Why did that Novusordo guy get banned? I never really paid attention to him.

Also, who could forget:

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
Hey little bitches love your picture under your name!Anyway alot of the names in the hp books have alot of meanings to it.Specially greek.JM

😂 that was a classic botankus😂

Originally posted by big gay kirk
Become a follower of the Norse Gods..... we don't have to give stuff up, we don't have to forgive our enemies, and we have big fires and drink beer....

and

“no but we must keep these forums clean or else we will turn in to what TFN became, a forum full a bumbling idiots all of which joined yesterday”- by TheElectricFox

On defending his insane conspiracy posts:

Originally posted by Deano
they have loads to back up there claims actually
and you have nothing to prove me wrong either
why dont you produce me with some evidence proving me wrong

The four star responce:

Originally posted by PVS
deano: the pillsbury dough boy is real. not only that but he secretly controls the minds of all heads of government and media and plans to force us all to eat hot cinnamon buns till we explode, exterminating our entire race, so that he can repopulate it with half human/half penguin hybrids.now, prove that wrong

i look forward to you dodging yet another valid point....