zingers, one liners & just plain funny comments

Tabby's response to a spammer (with a little spam of his own):

Originally posted by tabby999
hi i would like to suggest a good place for my foot

the url address is www.ankledeepinyourass.com

Originally posted by botankus
Tabby's response to a spammer (with a little spam of his own):

Originally posted by tabby999
hi i would like to suggest a good place for my foot

the url address is www.ankledeepinyourass.com

That just made me spit up my drink! 😱
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

The following is in FeceMan's signature. Does anybody have the link to the original thread and/or know the story behind this one?

Originally posted by CosmicBeings
Nathan won't be going online any longer. We know what he did and he will be punished for it. Thank you for your concern.
-Richard Dublin

Originally posted by KharmaDog
On defending his insane conspiracy posts:

The four star responce:

nothin funny about them
u just wanna have a cheap pop at me
fair enough

No, PVS's comment was actually quite funny.

Originally posted by botankus
The following is in FeceMan's signature. Does anybody have the link to the original thread and/or know the story behind this one?

I searched a little

Originally posted by Darth_Otaku
"jep...can i ask a question bout' your sig. who's Nathan?"

Feceman says "CosmicBeings...just check in the GDF and search for his topics started."

Originally posted by botankus
The following is in FeceMan's signature. Does anybody have the link to the original thread and/or know the story behind this one?

just read the first post of this thread: http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f11/t316909.html

and then this page of this thread:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=316964&perpage=20&highlight=&pagenumber=5

cosmic beings likes to think he's funny by posting scam threads.
you will soon see if you havent already

The kid faked a story about almost killing somebody with broken glass? That sucks.

Originally posted by kyllacam
just know this ***** next time you ****in insult me or zeeky sumtin bad WILL happen just know that you wont like it and i might be young but just know this i have no problem going back to jail and im dead ass serious just tell me where you live and i WILL prove that i aint lyin *****
and **** you dont you think a little that u raised your voice i mean read the damn post u put up and before you even think about insulting me again jsut know that i aint kiddin sumtin bad WILL happen and im being dead ass serious

aimed at me..

That's funny, Deano. Has he come for you yet?

that was just plain not funny though, deano 😑

i hope he was banned

nah im still waiting for him to come over from america

Originally posted by PVS
that was just plain not funny though, deano 😑

i hope he was banned

lol i thought it was hilarious
he's probably about 14 years of age

For those of you who don't know, Kes used to be a moderator. This was one time when a certain member was driving her to the brink of insanity.

Originally posted by Kes
YOU ARE SERIOUSLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!

Originally posted by silver_tears
ive never seen kes pissed 😖

Originally posted by kyllacam
hey ***** **** u, u aint got the balls to even touch jaden101 or me and u say im talkin outta my ass **** you ***** just tell me where you live and i will solve this quick fast and in a hurry

Originally posted by Deano
😆

you stubborn *******..
you coudnt find your arse with both hands
i bet ud love to go back to jail..have a reunion with all the men who bummed you..ud love that
i live in england brother
your wise to fight me..people like you come and go
now get on your knees and clean my shoes

Originally posted by kyllacam
hey ***** first of all no one in jail waz crazy enough to **** with me so **** u and i wouldnt be one of those i come and go people i would stay and make sure that u suffer and zeek is right he does use the facts u ****in use straight up shit now tell me why do u thank that a little bruce lee could even punch ali so **** you you try to tell me to clean your shoes and i will hit u in the face with ur own shoe i will beat you to death with ur own shoe so **** and i dont give a **** if your in britain jsut know that me and the russian maffia will ****in chop ur balls off and then feed them to u and then throw u outta a window

friggin genius
i was laughing for ages

I fail to see the humour

Originally posted by KharmaDog
I fail to see the humour

oh comon

he's ranting about being in the russian mafia among other things

I thought it was funny....

Originally posted by Deano
oh comon

he's ranting about being in the russian mafia among other things

but it's not funny, at least not as funny as believing in lizards that rule the world 😉

From The Passion of the Christ thread. This one's really hard to read without cracking a smile.

Originally posted by amlap
how bout James Caviezel and how he got his ass wiped and scarred when taking the lashings?

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
They keep that in the movie, cuz I'm curious what brand toilet paper he used back in the day. 😆