zingers, one liners & just plain funny comments

Originally posted by KharmaDog
but it's not funny, at least not as funny as believing in lizards that rule the world 😉

lizards mad u am..

people populate the earth.

deano, try not quoting yourself...you're supposed to quote others 🙄

Hey...what happen to the topic of this thread....I had a front row seat.

Originally posted by PVS
deano, try not quoting yourself...you're supposed to quote others 🙄

i quoted myself once..

remember what i told you about comedians who laugh at their own jokes

Originally posted by PVS
remember what i told you about comedians who laugh at their own jokes

i wasnt laughing at my own jokes.

i posted it so the argument with that kallycam was in sync..so that it made sense 🙂

OH...this is tiresome....I think I'll go reread the "Best sex positions" thread

Originally posted by Punker69
I JUST bought the first season of punkd on dvd.but its not edited.And i really want it edited.So does anybody know where i can find it edited?or has anybody bought it edited and remeber where they bought it?

because it has alot of swearing.and i just want it edited.

Its my mom she doesnt like swearing. geuss ill never be able to watch it in my living room

Originally posted by FLICKNAVY
Doubt you'll find it anywhere, might just wanna buy the DVD, cover your ears and watch the screen

The classic, "God vs. Leatherface" argument that everybody's had at least once in their life:

Originally posted by Punker69
I dont know about taht slipknot.God is all powerful he could crush leatherface like a bug.But I picked TMC so id be on backfires good side 🙂.

BTW, Punker69 is a gold mine for posts that are just out there. He's banned, though.

Originally posted by botankus
This is a good one from the "Not knowing the Truth" thread about users not being who they claim to be:

where is this thread?

Originally posted by silver_tears
where is this thread?

Here.

When KidRock was considering moving to New York City:

Originally posted by smoker4
Is the rest of the family moving too?

That is so horribly funny.

😆 😆 😆 😆

Under "The Worst Thing You've Ever Done" thread:

Originally posted by big gay kirk
I was in a pub once when I was at college, and some kids from a nearby private school came in, walked right up to me, and asked if I could sell them some drugs... so i charged them 50 quid for a few orange tic tacs.... then we watched them sit around telling each other what a great trip they were having....

"Originally posted by smoker4
Is the rest of the family moving too?"

Where the hell is Smoker?? Imiss him cry

Originally posted by botankus
When KidRock was considering moving to New York City:

holy shit 😂 i totally forgot that one.

smoker giving us the gift of gold 🤣 😂

yeah bilb, i miss him as well 🙁

Just read this one and it made me smile....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Please don't get this wrong, but......

Could "GOD" have put the Relgion Forum upon our KMC, to test our Intelligence?

😂