Rules for Surviving a Horror Movie

ala Scream, List here the helpful tips on horror survival: 😈
1. Sex = Death
2. Don't drink or do drugs.
3. Never say "I'll be right back".
4. Don't split up.
5. Abandoned Cabins aren't.
6. Don't play mysterious tape deck (Evil Dead).
7. Listen for musical changes.
8. It's always behind you.
9. When running from the killer it is generally a bad idea to trip and fall in the mud.
10. Don't mess around with the house keys either, just kick the door down.
11. The killer is already in the house.
12. For nearly assured survival BE the killer. The killer almost always will manage to somehow survive for sequals.
13. The human body contains 30 gallons of blood, even more under high pressure.
14. Don't go upstairs.
15. Nightmares dream sequences are rarely ever "just a dream."
(Got anymore? Keep 'em numbered. 😛 )

Dont bother with the car..............it wont work 🙂

whatever you do dont pick up hitchhikers in texas

18. No matter how fast you run, the killer will be infront of you despite the fact that (s)he is traveling at a slower and more dramatic pace. This is attributed to the killer knowing all the shortcuts.

19. You can survive just long enough to scream after your guts have been ripped out.

20.if your friends go missing out in the woods dont bother looking for them,cause they are already dead and looking for them will only result in u ending up the same way

21. It's important to remember the words Klaatu barada nikto especially when it involves an evil army of the undead.
22. Never pick up hitchhikers. You're just asking for it if you do.
23. If a guy says that a man's best friend is his mother, leave the area immediately!
24. You can't reason with the villain, so it's useless to beg for your life.
25. Listen to that crazy guy who keeps warning you about the dangers that lie ahead. HE'S RIGHT!

26. You don't have to run faster then the killer, you just have to run faster then all of your friends.
27. Don't go near anyone wearing a hockey mask.

28. If people say a house is haunted, it most likely is.
29. NEVER watch a movie with a missing label.
30. If a door is taped shut, don't remove the tape.

31. If you get bitten by some mysterious monster out in the woods, buy some silver chains and contact your local witchdoctor IMMEDIATELY!
32. Never test a new, untested scientific breakthrough on yourself.
33. If someone is complaining of chestpains and they recently had a spidery alien stuck to their face kill them or leave the area before it comes popping out of their chest.

31. after having sex or if not going to the shower naked never leave the door open or unlocked while your alone. the killer will always come out no matter what!! (this goes for the girls with big boobs especailly)

32. If you hear a noise, don't go and investigate.

Originally posted by Darth Nauj
31. after having sex or if not going to the shower naked never leave the door open or unlocked while your alone. the killer will always come out no matter what!! (this goes for the girls with big boobs especailly)

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36. The scary things pop out after long uncomfortable silences...

37) Never be in back of a group of people
38) Never turn your back when opening a door that your friend couldnt open to show off because 50 zombies will be ready to eat you
39) Never go down a mysterious hallway
40) If you see the killer/monster never just stand there and wait for it to eat/kill you hall ass

41.never trust clowns
42.never take your wheelchair bound brother with u into the woods at night,he will only slow u down

43. If you can hear a black man's voice inside your head, stay the **** away from your father.

44. Don't bother with a gun.

45.Never talk to strangers

46.Dont even bother trying to call the police

47. Pets or small children are usually safe.... USUALLY. But not always in especially messed up ones...

48)If you think you kil the killer or monster be posotive like throw them in an insinerator never turn your back and walk away

49) The killer or monster will usually "die" at least a couple of times before it's really dead... of course it's not really dead if the writer decides to make sequels...