Rules for Surviving a Horror Movie

71) Running up the stairs and out on the roof is never the best escape. this will only end up making the psycho killer much more angry.

if ur black ur first to go...
and if ur latin (mexican like me lol) than u'll be fine cause ur not in the films much so u can't die.

50) If you are running away from 'something', don't bother stopping a car for the car could ignore you.
51) Never swim in a dark lake at night. Who knows what is under there?
52) Never go to a disco and picked up a strange girl/guy who catches your eyes and likes u though you look like s***.
53) Never leave anywhere alone with a guy or girl unless telling a friend.

73) if your the nice funny guy you will die

74) if you have sex and get pregnate you will die!!!!!

the numbers are getting mixed up. we are now on ..

79) if you see a deserted little cottage deep in the middle of the woods, run away and ask yourself what the f*ck you are doing in the middle of the forest.

80) Refrain from wandering in the woods when the moon is full.

81) When on a spaceship or among alien ruins if one of your fellow teammates is complaining of stomach cramps (and has recently had a spidery alien attached to their face) shoot them and run.

82) If you are blonde, you will inevitably end up being the dumb blonde who can't remember what keys open the door to your house and fumbles with them, screaming like Faye Ray as the psycho killer comes creeping up behind you.

83) when the monster/killer gets back up dont stop and wait for him to start chasing you again

84)if there on the floor and you've stabbed them dont slowly walk up to them with the short little knife take out the shotgun

85)make sure your gas tank is full

86)always keep keys handy if they break no how to hotwire

87)dont stop at the local police station they never believe you

88) If the community is built up of 14 or less hicks then there is a killer among the crazed inbred family

89) Never pick up hitchhickers.

90) Masked, psychotic killers are immortal and impervious to pain and injury. If ever you set them afire, shoot them with large amounts of large caliber bullets, run over them with a two ton truck, or push them out of a three story window onto their neck, be extra careful because they are not dead but merely laying extra still until the impending victim is very stupidly about to inch toward them to see if they are really dead. at which point the killer will suddenly sit up for either one last scare, or get up dust himself off and run after them like Jesus. and probably spawn about 3 or 4 more shitty sequels.

91) If a killer is in the house NEVER hide under the bed, in the closet, or behind a door.

92) Also when hiding try your hardest not to do any heavy breathing.

if your going to holiday, dont do it in the wilderness, go into a city and see the sites. trust me, the chances of some nut with a bomb is heaps higher than some immortal super being wandering around looking for you in a city

don't hide in an encosed space (closet, Garage, Shed)
you'll have no room to escape 😄

don't bother fighting the killer/monster just run like hell 😊

Always listen to the creepy old guy

Dont live on ancient indian burial grounds

Hang out with black guys so the killer can kill them while you run away

Do not fall in love with any of the other people you meet running from whatever you are running from because then you will be the next to die. ESPECIALLY if you are a girl.

98. No matter how tiny or where it happens, if you get cut, you will bleed a lot.
99. The villain will usually find a way to come back...even if the explanation as to how or why isn't very clear.
100. You can fight off whole armies of the undead with just a cricket bat.

101 do not scream. no one will here you and that only makes it more fun for the killer and easier to find you.

102 if your the killer say marco and hope that the victem will get soo scared that they do something really stupide o and for u killers say it really kreepy

103) If someone calls asking do you want to die tonight immediately hang up and dial *69.

104) Also try not to be the big breasted stupid blonde. ((They ALWAYS get it))

105) Try not to be the "tough guy" jock cause they almost always get killed with little or no resistance.

106-If you are running away rom the killer and get to your car...the car will NEVER EVER start....

107-If a character lights a match or a candle in the dark room, it has a power of about 100W lightbulb

108-If you know how to stop a killer, or his weak spot, you will die before you can tell everyone...