Rules for Surviving a Horror Movie

50) Never be the Black guy

51) Explosives are generally good for killer / monster destruction or at least killer / monster deterrents.

52) If you go to some place that is somewhat scary run the other way

53) Stay home on dark and stormy nights.

54. Power tools make very effective weaponry.
55. Never...I repeat...NEVER get revenge on a child murderer by setting him on fire.
56. If your kid's head starts spinning and he/she is speaking in a foreign language that he/she has never learned, call a priest.
57. Remember, the villain can defy the laws of physics and biology. Conventional ways of killing him/her/it might not always work.
58. If you hear kids singing/chanting eerily, then things are gonna go from bad to worse.

59if the hitchhiker you just picked up invites you around for dinner and he tells you headcheese is on the menu,throw him out of the van immediatley and drive like ****

60) never ever ever go dancin gand playing monoploly with the kille rhe shall kill u anyway

Originally posted by BaronOBeefDip
54. Power tools make very effective weaponry.
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Hell yeah!
lets just see which characters survived the worst; Lionel and his lawnmower just totally owned a full house of zombies, Ash and his chainsaw/boomstick combo smoked legions of demons, even Shaun got out of pandemonium with just a cricket-bat. Stand and fight instead of run and fall, that's the trick to being the last man standing (or at least getting the coolest death)

never eat french fries in diners on desolate highways as there is probably a finger in it

Originally posted by Pandemoniac

Stand and fight instead of run and fall, that's the trick to being the last man standing (or at least getting the coolest death)

hell yea stand and fight just like in halloween ressurection whre busta rhymes kicked mmyers ass. did that movie ever make it to theaters anyways

Yeah,but it shouldnt have

62) Coat hangers are also effective instruments of death (i.e. Halloween) but make a poor substitute for power tools.

63) If you know you are going to die by watching the video tape in your hand, don't watch it!

64) If it's not behind you... then it's above you.

65) if its a desiease u have and there no cure your ****ed my freind the only thing to do spread it aorund like the gay who had aids

66 If the basement light is not working, reframe from continuing your journey down the stairs

67 If you feel something dripping from the ceiling, vacate the premices immediately!

68) If the scary music just turns off your ****ed

69) If the house you are about to move into has killed all of its previous owners, don't move into it!

70) Listen to the creepy old guy who warns you about the upcoming danger.