Let Maynard hit on you HERE.

Started by Disco Moose15 pages

Let Maynard hit on you HERE.

Maynard, my protege, is looking to show off his lady courting skills so that I can critique them and help him become The Sex Apprentice .

Ladies, please help us out by letting him hit on you here, so that he can finely tune his skills, and become the next great Casanova.

Thank you for your time. 🙂

suuuuuure

It takes one Casanova to recognise another Casanova...and so far you're one DM!

*pimp dance*

Originally posted by WindDancer
It takes one Casanova to recognise another Casanova...and so far you're one DM!

*pimp dance*

I'm imparting upon him all of my knowledge....

Should take me oh....about 15-20 minutes. 😉

😆

ok i'm here....let the women loose 😉

*ahem* ..so what now?

Oh fi...i thought i heard harps in the background 😉

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Oh fi...i thought i heard harps in the background 😉

hysterical

Holy shit...this is gonna be harder than I thought...

Ok, so, we know you are familiar with FROMAGE...

So if a girl posts in here, they'll be hit?

Originally posted by Disco Moose
hysterical

Holy shit...this is gonna be harder than I thought...

Ok, so, we know you are familiar with FROMAGE...

what was wrong with that...i thought it was pretty sexy

Originally posted by Disco Moose
hysterical

Holy shit...this is gonna be harder than I thought...

Ok, so, we know you are familiar with FROMAGE...

isn't that french for cheese? 🤨

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
what was wrong with that...i thought it was pretty sexy
Cheesy?

Originally posted by fantasygirl
So if a girl posts in here, they'll be hit?

*cocks his fist back and swings*

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
what was wrong with that...i thought it was pretty sexy

Our opinions differ.

*whips him*

Try harder damn you!!! 😠

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Oh fi...i thought i heard harps in the background 😉
Meh...got to say I'm slightly unmoved...but then I have been wooed by the best 😉

Originally posted by Clovie
isn't that french for cheese? 🤨
you cheese up my heart....🤨 how was that

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Meh...got to say I'm slightly unmoved...but then I have been wooed by the best 😉
Fi...what do you say to a bit of sex on my closet?

Maynard, talk normally, no pick up lines. You don't even know how many times I've seen people walk up to a girl and say one of those, and right away, he's holding a side of his face, since she b!tch slapped him.

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
you cheese up my heart....🤨 how was that
depends if it is a hot day 🤨