Let Maynard hit on you HERE.

Started by Wickerman15 pages

Originally posted by Disco Moose
He is RECKLESS ...

So was I, if you'll remember.

Hmm...Too old...too old to begin the training he is

This boy is our last chance..

No....there is another....

Does this mean you're a short green moose? 😕

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Korri
Again....i dont feel it.

Korri, darln'....I've missed you. Why do you stay away from me for so long?

Originally posted by Disco Moose
He is RECKLESS ...

So was I, if you'll remember.

Hmm...Too old...too old to begin the training he is

This boy is our last chance..

No....there is another....

Who's the other one?

Originally posted by Wickerman
Does this mean you're a short green moose? 😕

~wickerman~

That, and an old, shimmering British moose...

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Korri, darln'....I've missed you. Why do you stay away from me for so long?

Im always here 😕

now give me back my cat and be gone with you mortal! 😠

Originally posted by HimoKun
Who's the other one?

Unimportant it is at the moment....concentrate we must, on the present...

Originally posted by Korri
Im always here 😕

now give me back my cat and be gone with you mortal! 😠

Korri, you cut me to the quick. You may be here....*gestures around* but you're not here...*opens his arms* enough..even though you are always here...*points to his heart*

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I'm imparting upon him all of my knowledge....

Should take me oh....about 15-20 minutes. 😉

I see you're not teaching him everything I taught you then otherwise it'd take at least half an hour! 🙄

OK great, just gimme the damn cat icon5

Originally posted by HimoKun
Who's the other one?

Obi Wan Canucki 😆

~wickerman~

So your trying to completely rehaul Maynard's ability to hit on girls, which is utterly hopeless, and there's someone better which you could be training but you only think of the present, so you ignore the candidate who actually can hit no girls, for the one who has a hard time.

Originally posted by Baylin
I see you're not teaching him everything I taught you then otherwise it'd take at least half an hour! 🙄

Yes...I left out those 10 extra minutes you spent on "If there are no girls around, small Vietnamese men will do in a pinch". 😉

Originally posted by Korri
OK great, just gimme the damn cat icon5

*hands her the cat*

Shoo.

Originally posted by HimoKun
So your trying to completely rehaul Maynard's ability to hit on girls, which is utterly hopeless, and there's someone better which you could be training but you only think of the present, so you ignore the candidate who actually can hit no girls, for the one who has a hard time.

*sigh* As hard as it may be for you to understand...there is a reason. It's in the boy's BLOOD. His...father....was a ladies man....and so shall he be...

Originally posted by Disco Moose
*hands her the cat*

Shoo.

EET IT.

Originally posted by Korri
EET IT.

But...I thought you wanted it back... 😕

Originally posted by Disco Moose
*sigh* As hard as it may be for you to understand...there is a reason. It's in the boy's BLOOD. His...father....was a ladies man....and so shall he be...

😱 Hoooooookay.......time to execute Lucas..........

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
But...I thought you wanted it back... 😕

yeah, tough shit.

Its a cruel world out there.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Yes...I left out those 10 extra minutes you spent on "If there are no girls around, small Vietnamese men will do in a pinch". 😉

but that was the best bit of the course, what was it you said on the course feedback form...

Originally written by Disco Diva Moose
I can't imagine my life being the same again without that a ready supply of Handy Pack Small Vietnamese Men.
Baylin you truely are a master of the art and I humbly pay homage to your snail trails where ever they may lead me...

That's it, thats what you said!

Originally posted by Wickerman
😱 Hoooooookay.......time to execute Lucas..........

~wickerman~

*cough* Yes....so...*looks around for something to talk about* Pretty...windy...today.... 😕 😮