Let Maynard hit on you HERE.

all right...i'm setting my sights on clovie...lets begin

Hi clovie, how are you today?

lmao

(it's a game, right?)

Hello, i'm fine. and how is yourself?

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Fi...what do you say to a bit of sex on my closet?

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Fi...what do you say to a bit of sex on my closet?

*snorts laughter*

Good god man...you're all over the place.

Compliment her, but in a natural way.

Ash, I'm glad you're here. I was hoping you'd show up, it makes me feel good when you're around...

something simple to start with. After you have her paying attention, and have broken the ice, THEN you can come out with some of the corny stuff, because they'll eat it up at that point, once you've gained their trust a little.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
*snorts laughter*

Good god man...you're all over the place.

Compliment her, but in a natural way.

Ash, I'm glad you're here. I was hoping you'd show up, it makes me feel good when you're around...

something simple to start with. After you have her paying attention, and have broken the ice, THEN you can come out with some of the corny stuff, because they'll eat it up at that point, once you've gained their trust a little.

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
all right...i'm setting my sights on clovie...lets begin

Hi clovie, how are you today?

*watches for signs of positive progression...makes notes..."Get Maynard some deodorant"*

Originally posted by Clovie
(it's a game, right?)

Hello, i'm fine. and how is yourself?

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
ok ok...there are just so much tail i could be chatting with...i have started on clovie

*bitc'h slaps him*

Don't EVER call a woman tail!

😠

They are LADIES.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
*snorts laughter*

Good god man...you're all over the place.

Compliment her, but in a natural way.

Ash, I'm glad you're here. I was hoping you'd show up, it makes me feel good when you're around...

something simple to start with. After you have her paying attention, and have broken the ice, THEN you can come out with some of the corny stuff, because they'll eat it up at that point, once you've gained their trust a little.

tail? 🤨

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
I'm good...so have you seen war of the worlds yet?

Originally posted by Disco Moose
*bitc'h slaps him*

Don't EVER call a woman tail!

😠

They are LADIES.

Where do we sign up 😱

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Essqueeze me? ..what corny stuff? 😑

hehe...forget I said anything....

*uses Jedi Mind trick*

you heard nothing...you love me....you want to have my children...

Originally posted by Clovie
tail? 🤨

nope. and not gonna to.
but i've read the book.

Originally posted by Clovie

nope. and not gonna to.
but i've read the book.

The movie is awesome ✅

Originally posted by Disco Moose
hehe...forget I said anything....

*uses Jedi Mind trick*

you heard nothing...you love me....you want to have my children...

Originally posted by Disco Moose
hehe...forget I said anything....

*uses Jedi Mind trick*

you heard nothing...you love me....you want to have my children...

Originally posted by Clovie
tail? 🤨

nope. and not gonna to.
but i've read the book.

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
so THATS the secret

Yes yes....but first you must unlearn what you have learned...

I'll train you more tomorrow...off to bed with you now...practice with your lightsaber under the sheets...one can never be too prepared...

Night all!!