stupidest pick up lines

Started by snehin21 pages

stupidest pick up lines

well wats the stupidest line uve ever heard or said to get a gurl!! 😉

Are you a salad? because i'd like to eat you with a chilled fork naughty

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Are you a salad? because i'd like to eat you with a chilled fork naughty
ok the winner tht is the stupidest one now no offence

"Is your daddy a terrorist, coz baby, you da bomb!"

I don't know, I actually find that kind of funny.

*at a VD clinic* Are you a virgin?

"You look easy.... Want to f*ck?"

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
"Is your daddy a terrorist, coz baby, you da bomb!"

I don't know, I actually find that kind of funny.

it is kinda funny!
Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
*at a VD clinic* Are you a virgin?
ok i change my mind tht one is worse!!u the god of stupid pick up lines no offence but its true!!

*Hold up napkin* Does this smell like Chlorophorm to you?

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
*Hold up napkin* Does this smell like Chlorophorm to you?

😆

"Is it hot in here or is it just you"

Originally posted by §P0oONY
"You look easy.... Want to f*ck?"
i take wat i said earlier back tht is even worse my worst was u sure u feelin well casue u feel hot!!i heard tht frm someone actually!!and used it and wats even more amazing is it worked!!it not good at all makes no sence but it worked!!

*stare at the person*........."I HAVE NEW SOCKS ON BYARGHADIGGLE"

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
*Hold up napkin* Does this smell like Chlorophorm to you?
😂 😆

Originally posted by snehin
😂 😆
😆 i liked that one

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
😆 i liked that one
so did i!!LOL

Originally posted by snehin
so did i!!LOL

wanker

" i got you this roadkill......sorry that i took a bite off it"

true

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
" i got you this roadkill......sorry that i took a bite off it"
tht on the other hand tht i did not like!!

Originally posted by snehin
tht on the other hand tht i did not like!!
sadwalk