stupidest pick up lines

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i got a pick up line, did it hurt.....when you fell from heaven?

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
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Originally posted by CURIOUS22
i got a pick up line, did it hurt.....when you fell from heaven?

Oh, ok!!
Ehm, not as stupid as all ours!

I lost my number,can i have yours?

Are those space pants? Cuz that ass is out of this world! (yes i actually used this)

Can i check you for breast cancer?

Originally posted by black robb
I lost my number,can i have yours?

Are those space pants? Cuz that ass is out of this world! (yes i actually used this)

Can i check you for breast cancer?

hows this,
*looks at shirt tag* yup, just what i thought, made in heaven

😐

are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day

guy: how do you like your eggs in the morning?
girl: unfertalized

Mine: I just walk up to them and say "Hi."

Jeez, I hate all the fancy pickup lines.

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
guy: how do you like your eggs in the morning?
girl: unfertalized

Originally posted by black robb
I lost my number,can i have yours?

Are those space pants? Cuz that ass is out of this world! (yes i actually used this)

Can i check you for breast cancer?

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Mine: I just walk up to them and say "Hi."

Jeez, I hate all the fancy pickup lines.

Got two nipples for a dime?

lol

Originally posted by snehin
these r the worst so far ladies and gentle men i think we hav a winner unless someone can top tht!!{imposible!}

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.