stupidest pick up lines

Started by DarkCanadian21 pages
DarkCanadian -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Okay, that is guaranteed to have a laugh or a "WTF" expression aimed your way.

Bun Bun **KMC OG**

the worst one i heard was....."u gots pretty feet wanna go for a walk?"

CURIOUS22 Senior Member

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

CURIOUS22 Senior Member

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

CURIOUS22 Senior Member

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

DarkCanadian -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SimpleSeduction I'm Bringing Sexy Back

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see

CURIOUS22 Senior Member

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ?

DarkCanadian -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see

OOoooooooooooollllllld

black robb The Leading Man

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
hows this,
*looks at shirt tag* yup, just what i thought, made in heaven
Originally posted by CURIOUS22
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Originally posted by CURIOUS22
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Originally posted by CURIOUS22
Got two nipples for a dime?
Originally posted by CURIOUS22
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
no one can top mine...
Originally posted by black robb
I lost my number,can i have yours?

Are those space pants? Cuz that ass is out of this world! (yes i actually used this)

Can i check you for breast cancer?

CURIOUS22 Senior Member

Be unique and different, say yes.

DarkCanadian -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ?

That is guaranteed for a "NO!!!" or a couple of laughs.

CURIOUS22 Senior Member

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

CURIOUS22 Senior Member

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

black robb The Leading Man

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
nice

black robb The Leading Man

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
even nicer

CURIOUS22 Senior Member

this is bad....
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream

CURIOUS22 Senior Member

I know I'm not Fred Flinestone, but I can make your Bed Rock

DarkCanadian -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
this is bad....
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream

🤨

snehin Darth wolf

Originally posted by Bun Bun
the worst one i heard was....."u gots pretty feet wanna go for a walk?"
ok not good did ya slap the taste outa his mouth!!
so far i heard billions and used one the one i used is back there here is one i heard u so hot u made my heart burn!!