stupidest pick up lines

Originally posted by Alley
dude, cum doesn't look like that! that looks like mayonaise!

Originally posted by Lyna303
agree...u come up with cute ones 🙂

You mean like this

"Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."

Dis for you Bran
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

hehehehe
ya right!!
id tell you the size, but then you would question your sexuality.

My friend told me this just now.........

To a girl/guy with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"

that was ****ed up!

i saved a lot of money on my car insurence...

Baby, i'm no Fred Flinstone, but i can make your Bedrock!

Originally posted by Kayne Archeron
Baby, i'm no Fred Flinstone, but i can make your Bedrock!

i heard that on a radio station once.

i lost my virginity, can i have yours.

Nice!

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.

My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.

they call me speedy.

😂

F**ki me, b!tch!

If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning.

😆