stupidest pick up lines

Started by Lyna30321 pages

Ooo heres a cute one
"Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart."

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

I'm the only known cure for lesbianism

bruce lee may have been able to kick, but i can lick.....

Mmkay this is........... don't know

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
Mmkay this is........... don't know

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.


that one would work

Really??

my motto is no fat chicks, but for you ill make an exception.

This one......i don't know either.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

i want to deflower your tulip.

He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

NINJ4 BL4D3>>you're really good at these.

😆 😆

Originally posted by Alley
NINJ4 BL4D3>>you're really good at these.

Thanks ................. i Think

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Originally posted by Alley
NINJ4 BL4D3>>you're really good at these.
this is supposed to be the dumbest pick up lines, not the sweetest.

fancy a shag?

this is surefire lads!

she; you wanna cum to my house?
he:i already did.

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

Originally posted by Alley
NINJ4 BL4D3>>you're really good at these.

agree...u come up with cute ones 🙂

dude, cum doesn't look like that! that looks like mayonaise!