Rocky vs. Batman

Started by illadelph125 pages

Rocky easily. Rocky has more heart than any other man, training from Mickey, Apollo Creed, and Apollo's manager, he's taken on enhanced/peak human opponents before (Drago was the epitome of Russian Technology). Plus the Power Montage is absolute. He could beat Phoenix with the proper use of the Power Montage.

I'd pay money to see a Triple Threat Death Match between Rambo, Batman and Dutch (Schwarzenegger from Predator) in a South American Jungle, though.

You don't think batman can beat a boxing strongman?

Rocky isn't just a boxing strongman, he was a 2-time World Heavyweight Champ. After Apollo trained him for the fight with Clubber Lang he was more than just a brawler, he could fight with skill and finesse as well as slug it out. Then in his prep for Drago, who was enhanced by super steroids and basically engineered to be the best fighter the world had ever seen (Bane?), Rocky broke through to another threshold and defeated him without any enhancements, just heart. If he gets a prefight anti Batman montage he'll take Batman. The montage will show him training in ALL the ways necessary to beat Batman in a boxing match. They might even show footage of Rocky training with Lady Shiva. If the fight was K-1 style I'd take Batman, but in pure boxing, Rocky won't stay down, you'd have to kill him, and Bruce won't kill.

Yes his character shields are up there with Mr T, Ripped Shirt Kirk and John Wayne😄

Originally posted by illadelph12
Rocky easily. Rocky has more heart than any other man, training from Mickey, Apollo Creed, and Apollo's manager, he's taken on enhanced/peak human opponents before (Drago was the epitome of Russian Technology). Plus the Power Montage is absolute. He could beat Phoenix with the proper use of the Power Montage.

I'd pay money to see a Triple Threat Death Match between Rambo, Batman and Dutch (Schwarzenegger from Predator) in a South American Jungle, though.

I swear we should just kill anybody who makes retahded threads like this...

Originally posted by black robb
I swear we should just kill anybody who makes retahded threads like this...

Please, don't hesitate to bring it if you feel the need to. I'll be here all day.

And I believe it to be a rather good thread. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

i dunno, bats punched a guy straight through a wall in year one (albeit not in boxing gloves), but i dont think rocky can do that.

bats will win. but rocky will get his licks in.

Originally posted by illadelph12
Rocky isn't just a boxing strongman, he was a 2-time World Heavyweight Champ. After Apollo trained him for the fight with Clubber Lang he was more than just a brawler, he could fight with skill and finesse as well as slug it out. Then in his prep for Drago, who was enhanced by super steroids and basically engineered to be the best fighter the world had ever seen (Bane?), Rocky broke through to another threshold and defeated him without any enhancements, just heart. If he gets a prefight anti Batman montage he'll take Batman. The montage will show him training in ALL the ways necessary to beat Batman in a boxing match. They might even show footage of Rocky training with Lady Shiva. If the fight was K-1 style I'd take Batman, but in pure boxing, Rocky won't stay down, you'd have to kill him, and Bruce won't kill.

lol

Whats so funny

This match is so one-sided. Rocky wins it all day long. Batman cant even catch a chicken without throwing smoke bombs and plastic boomerangs.

Originally posted by Onikirimaru
This match is so one-sided. Rocky wins it all day long. Batman cant even catch a chicken without throwing smoke bombs and plastic boomerangs.

::Throws a parade for you::

Glad someone else feels the same way.

is this a joke thread?

batman will win this, even tho its a boxing match

Rocky!!!

when batman went "away" during no mans land and we saw him training in some hotel, didnt u see him punching the punching bag so hard that he disintegrated his boxing gloves?

rocky dies. i mean if he can get punchy with the kgbeast, he can beat rocky.

Batman's not beating Rocky with the Power Montage and his theme music. The montage nullifies all prep, training, and special abilities an opponent of the montage user(s) may have. Nothing Batman does will be of consequence after the montage. The theme music adds extradimensional energy (magic) to every blow Rocky lands, causing an exponentially greater degree of damage to his opponent when he strikes. For an example, watch Rocky 2. Watch Rocky's first fight with Clubber Lang, then watch the 2nd fight (after the montage) and see what all of Rocky's punches do when the theme music is playing. Rocky's strength and endurance become superhuman while his theme music plays.

Hell, they might even show clips of Rocky in a lab working on becoming a scientist and forensics expert. With proper use of a montage, Rocky could become a better detective and tactician than Batman in less than 5 minutes in real-time and beat Bruce at his own game.

The Power Montage is absolute.

It's the ultimate Hollywood loophole.

If you compare the success ratio of all action hero movie montages to Batman's comic fights, you'll see Batman can't win.

A character with a montage never loses:

Rambo, Dutch, John McClain, Casey Rybeck, Braddock, Commando, American Ninja, Jean Claude Van Damme in Bloodsport and Kickboxer, James T. Kirk, Action Jackson, Shaft, even Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse.

The Power Montage is an ability to alter reality. It can alter the fabric of creation itself.

Rocky!!

are there no serious arguements for rocky's cause? cause bats is still winning this fight.

Rocky has a montage! ✅

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Please, don't hesitate to bring it if you feel the need to. I'll be here all day.

And I believe it to be a rather good thread. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

i think i will smoke it...(crumples up thread and smokes it)

Originally posted by Pointinel
is this a joke thread?

duh