Rocky vs. Batman

Started by horrorwolf5 pages

Batman beats this living hell out of Balboa.

Please, Batman is beyond standard boxing ability wise. And is far better physical condition, AND has better defensive reactions, agility and stamina.

Wayne would have mastered all boxing techniques early on in his training.

poor Rocky would get pwned. A 1st round right cross KO from the Darknight ftw.

It ain't about how hard you can hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. THAT'S HOW WINNING IS DONE.

Rocky takes it in the 15th.

Originally posted by Metalmanx
It ain't about how hard you can hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. THAT'S HOW WINNING IS DONE.

Rocky takes it in the 15th.

🤨

Batman takes it in the first.

Second.

You're clearly not American. That's why you're not supporting the fictional guy who I think was Italian.

batman. way too fast,way too strong. he's just physically superior and better conditioned.

Batman is superhuman by Rocky and our standards. Rocky gets KOed in the first nano second.

Batman would pull his punches to score a few points with the Judges without hurting Rock.

Nonsense. Rocky beat communism, people.

Originally posted by Warrior18
Batman is superhuman by Rocky and our standards. Rocky gets KOed in the first nano second.

exactly.

The minute it looks like Rocky is about to lose, he comes back and beats Batman within an inch of his life.

Then they become friends.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
It's just a boxing match...and if Rocky gets a montage, he'll be in peak shape. He'd ruin Bruce. Throw in other fighting styles and it's a different story, but Rocky owns the boxing ring.

-DM

Originally posted by illadelph12
Batman's not beating Rocky with the Power Montage and his theme music. The montage nullifies all prep, training, and special abilities an opponent of the montage user(s) may have. Nothing Batman does will be of consequence after the montage. The theme music adds extradimensional energy (magic) to every blow Rocky lands, causing an exponentially greater degree of damage to his opponent when he strikes. For an example, watch Rocky 2. Watch Rocky's first fight with Clubber Lang, then watch the 2nd fight (after the montage) and see what all of Rocky's punches do when the theme music is playing. Rocky's strength and endurance become superhuman while his theme music plays.

Hell, they might even show clips of Rocky in a lab working on becoming a scientist and forensics expert. With proper use of a montage, Rocky could become a better detective and tactician than Batman in less than 5 minutes in real-time and beat Bruce at his own game.

The Power Montage is absolute.

It's the ultimate Hollywood loophole.

If you compare the success ratio of all action hero movie montages to Batman's comic fights, you'll see Batman can't win.

A character with a montage never loses:

Rambo, Dutch, John McClain, Casey Rybeck, Braddock, Commando, American Ninja, Jean Claude Van Damme in Bloodsport and Kickboxer, James T. Kirk, Action Jackson, Shaft, even Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse.

The Power Montage is an ability to alter reality. It can alter the fabric of creation itself.

Can't argue with that. Rocky ftw.

Originally posted by Warrior18
Batman is superhuman by Rocky and our standards. Rocky gets KOed in the first nano second.
Originally posted by namorsubby

Have you forgot the Power Montage and the Music Theme!?!?

batman has a music theme too

na na na na na na na BATMAN!

Originally posted by illadelph12
Batman's not beating Rocky with the Power Montage and his theme music. The montage nullifies all prep, training, and special abilities an opponent of the montage user(s) may have. Nothing Batman does will be of consequence after the montage. The theme music adds extradimensional energy (magic) to every blow Rocky lands, causing an exponentially greater degree of damage to his opponent when he strikes. For an example, watch Rocky 2. Watch Rocky's first fight with Clubber Lang, then watch the 2nd fight (after the montage) and see what all of Rocky's punches do when the theme music is playing. Rocky's strength and endurance become superhuman while his theme music plays.

Hell, they might even show clips of Rocky in a lab working on becoming a scientist and forensics expert. With proper use of a montage, Rocky could become a better detective and tactician than Batman in less than 5 minutes in real-time and beat Bruce at his own game.

The Power Montage is absolute.

It's the ultimate Hollywood loophole.

If you compare the success ratio of all action hero movie montages to Batman's comic fights, you'll see Batman can't win.

A character with a montage never loses:

Rambo, Dutch, John McClain, Casey Rybeck, Braddock, Commando, American Ninja, Jean Claude Van Damme in Bloodsport and Kickboxer, James T. Kirk, Action Jackson, Shaft, even Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse.

The Power Montage is an ability to alter reality. It can alter the fabric of creation itself.

This is the best explanation of a montage i ever heard. with that Balboa Prime wins!

Rocky wins and makes batman run up those steps till bruce shits himself. he then forces him to listen to his corny jokes about bats.

Rocky FTW.

Originally posted by namorsubby
batman. way too fast,way too strong. he's just physically superior and better conditioned.
Originally posted by Warrior18
Batman is superhuman by Rocky and our standards. Rocky gets KOed in the first nano second.
Originally posted by shiv
Batman would pull his punches to score a few points with the Judges without hurting Rock.

Did any of you SEE Rocky IV?

You know who else was "way too fast, way too strong and just physically superior and better conditioned" and just plain "superhuman"? Ivan Drago.

Who won that fight again...?

Originally posted by Mindset
The minute it looks like Rocky is about to lose, he comes back and beats Batman within an inch of his life.

Then they become friends.

👆 QFT

Rocky FTW.

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Did any of you SEE Rocky IV?

You know who else was "way too fast, way too strong and just physically superior and better conditioned" and just plain "superhuman"? Ivan Drago.

Who won that fight again...?

👆 QFT

Rocky FTW.

I didn't see Ivan chopping through trees with his bare hands for warmups, something even Robin can and has done. And Tim is probably notoriusly the least physical of the Bat-crew.

The only one version of Batman who would pwn Rocky is West's.