People I Want to Egg Today List

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TORTURE!
ROTTEN EGGS! these r SO my kind of people!

I'm not about to throw RICE at their wedding...

or flower petals, 4 that matter. 😆

definately not

😉 how bout we throw the scarab beetles, 2?

A bucket of scorpions down the pants.

that too

and make the wedding clothes very itchy. 😉

and it should rain on them too

I'm good friends w/ a weather man, maybe I can arange that. 😆

sweet! and throw in some hail too

OK. *picks up phone* Hey, Pat? yeah, it's Morgan. could I have some rain, a thunder storm, and hail over that big church in London? yeah, thanks. Caio! *hangs up* all done. 😄

good. now we just need the icky eggs

Easy! I can ask a friend who has a chicken farm

you have friends everywhere don't you?

when ur in this buisness, u have 2 have connections. 😉

tis true.

😆 this is how u no who's in the buisness!

what a lovely buisness it is

so it is, so it is. 😄 OK, lemme call my chicken friend. *whips out cell phone* hey, where did this come from??? 😬 I don't have a cell phone!

Oh, well! *dails in number. Phone rings* Hello? Hey, Chanica, hon, how u doin'? yeah, I'm fine. Hey, you still have those eggs from your hens that you were gonna dump on Homish? the rotten ones? could I have them? Yes, all 24 cartons. u no my address. Cya. Bye! *hangs up cell phone* cool, so now we have the eggs, and I have a cell phone!