Yet Another New Torture Device from the Land of the Free!

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Quiero Mota Member Señor
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
now THAT'S HOT!

😂

Capt_Fantastic Restricted
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
😂

How could it not be?

Quiero Mota Member Señor

I'm laughing because I believe you meant it.

Capt_Fantastic Restricted

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
I'm laughing because I believe you meant it.

Awww, come on man. That's ****ed up. You know I don't like facial hair on my men.

Quiero Mota Member Señor

Actually, I didn't know that.

But I do know that you like whiteboys.

Capt_Fantastic Restricted

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Actually, I didn't know that.

But I do know that you like whiteboys.

You know, being familiar with a gay guy doesn't make you one. Everyone has a gay uncle or cousin. Don't be scared.

Seriously, I don't think he's hot. *tug, tug*

FeceMan Restricted

OH MOTHER****ER MY LEG FELL ASLEEP AND IT TINGLES NOW AAAAAAH MAKE IT STOP

Capt_Fantastic Restricted
Originally posted by FeceMan
OH MOTHER****ER MY LEG FELL ASLEEP AND IT TINGLES NOW AAAAAAH MAKE IT STOP

you have restless leg syndrome. You're probably going to die.

*tug, tug*

Quiero Mota Member Señor
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Everyone has a gay uncle or cousin.

Actually, I honestly can't think of a single gay relative.

FeceMan Restricted

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Actually, I honestly can't think of a single gay relative.

Homophobe.

Quiero Mota Member Señor

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Capt_Fantastic Restricted
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Actually, I honestly can't think of a single gay relative.

Work with me here....ese.

Actually, I don't have any gay relatives either. nevermind.

FeceMan Restricted

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Work with me here....ese.

Actually, I don't have any gay relatives either. nevermind.


You ARE the gay relative.

Capt_Fantastic Restricted
Originally posted by FeceMan
You ARE the gay relative.

D'OH!

Capt_Fantastic Restricted

I love being a cliche for the next generation

FeceMan Restricted

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I love being a cliche for the next generation

You'd be 10x the awesome if you were the gay roommate who drugged his straight roommate with chloroform and sodomized him until the straight roommate went to the doctor and the doctor said not to have anal sex and then the straight roommate freaked out and wrought horrible, painful vengeance on the gay roommate.

(Man, I hate urban legends. Well, I like them, but I hate the people who believe them.)

Capt_Fantastic Restricted

Originally posted by FeceMan
You'd be 10x the awesome if you were the gay roommate who drugged his straight roommate with chloroform and sodomized him until the straight roommate went to the doctor and the doctor said not to have anal sex and then the straight roommate freaked out and wrought horrible, painful vengeance on the gay roommate.

(Man, I hate urban legends. Well, I like them, but I hate the people who believe them.)

I did all that, only after I drugged him I sold his kidney on the black market.

FeceMan Restricted

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I did all that, only after I drugged him I sold his kidney on the black market.

Mother****er, you get like twenty-five g's for that shit?

Capt_Fantastic Restricted
Originally posted by FeceMan
?

So, what's your question?

FeceMan Restricted

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
So, what's your question?

Is it worth it to go emo-Goth like the girl in your signature?