Yet Another New Torture Device from the Land of the Free!

Originally posted by FeceMan
Would there not be bitching if someone were to die from a reaction with tear gas?

dude, i dont mean to be like that urizen character and manipulate type to make my point more clear...but its a FRIKIN MICROWAVE

why not just......napalm them

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Time for an ol' break-down of the situation...

[B]Hypothesis:

People who are bad should be tortured.

Results:

Bad people = bad.
Torture = bad.
People who use torture = bad people.
People who are tortured = sad people.

Conclusion:

If bad people are bad, and torture is bad, and people who are bad should be tortured, then we should first torture the people who use torture. Because they're bad.

The End [/B]

I forgot to add this post-note to the experiment:

People who are bad become sad when they are tortured for being bad, so maybe they aren't bad afterall, just misunderstood.

just realised i sounded like dr evil
sharks with frikin microwave beams on their head

Originally posted by PVS
just realised i sounded like dr evil
sharks with frikin microwave beams on their head

That'd be tantamount to torture, PVS.

For the sharks with the mounted microwaves or the victims?!?

Originally posted by PVS
dude, i dont mean to be like that urizen character and manipulate type to make my point more clear...but its a FRIKIN MICROWAVE

why not just......napalm them

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Time for an ol' break-down of the situation...

[B]Hypothesis:

People who are bad should be tortured.

Results:

Bad people = bad.
Torture = bad.
People who use torture = bad people.
People who are tortured = sad people.

Conclusion:

If bad people are bad, and torture is bad, and people who are bad should be tortured, then we should first torture the people who use torture. Because they're bad.

The End [/B]

Originally posted by FeceMan
Because that would be murder?

just napalm them a little. just set them on fire a bit...like that little girl in the old photo from vietnam...i bet she lived. after all, isnt that the only technicallity to avoid? not killing?

Originally posted by PVS
just napalm them a little. just set them on fire a bit...like that little girl in the old photo from vietnam...i bet she lived. after all, isnt that the only technicallity to avoid? not killing?

Originally posted by FeceMan
Avoiding permanent damage is good, too.

ahhhhh, and there we have it. now you tell me that aiming a microwave emitter at a crowd of people will do no permanent damage. oh, your government told you its safe? thats makes it true? then lets all have a feast on ddt and agent orange.

Originally posted by PVS
ahhhhh, and there we have it. now you tell me that aiming a microwave emitter at a crowd of people will do no permanent damage. oh, your government told you its safe? thats makes it true? then lets all have a feast on ddt and agent orange.

Originally posted by Soleran
For the sharks with the mounted microwaves or the victims?!?

Aha, you found the secret of the riddle! The answer is both! Also, don't forget the mounted microwaves will be tortured by the sharks...

Originally posted by FeceMan
That's not a hypothesis, as it can't be tested.

Then, kill them. Kill them all. Motherf*ckers!

Originally posted by PVS
ahhhhh, and there we have it. now you tell me that aiming a microwave emitter at a crowd of people will do no permanent damage. oh, your government told you its safe? thats makes it true? then lets all have a feast on ddt and agent orange.

Sounds like a party more than an episode of mass torture! Where can I get a ticket?

It comes with a disco ball.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Well, considering the girl in my signature is a sell-out, just like the idiots she professes to hate with her "life-style", why wouldn't it be worth it? You get to look cool while bieng a looser at the same time. Which actually brings us back on topic.

I have it on good authority that she has a bum hip and a sword in her cane.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
I have it on good authority that she has a bum hip and a sword in her cane.

😎

wow, thats cool how you bumped 20 threads with meaningless posts.
awesome dude, and funny too.

[ 😐 x 99999] + 😬 = how funny you are

And you are as good as your robot tank!

Originally posted by redcaped
And you are as good as your robot tank!

I'm not bumping just because you say so, simply my ways of expression. Got to understand my character, we are not the same. But if it bothers just say the word and I won't be posting on his threads. The smilie I brought means "cool" and that was my thought without words. You're all wrong.