Last words before death

Started by Wickerman17 pages

"What would McGyver do if HE were here?"

~wickerman~

"Hey, I - "
"Look, in the brief time I've known you, you've managed to call my girlfriend a cow, shoot me with a tank, shoot me in the head, and now you've managed to paralyze me from the waist down. So for once, could you just SHUT THE F*CK UP?!"

Thank god i couldent live another day in that crackhouse😂

"Alpha Team, you go secure the corridor"

"Yes sir" - The famous last words of Alpha Team 🙁

~wickeman~

"F*ck you!"

"Honey, it's NOT what it looks like"

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
"What would McGyver do if HE were here?"

~wickerman~

Reminds me of South Park; "What would someone someone do...?" Can't remember who exactly, but y'get my drift...

Originally posted by Syren
Reminds me of South Park; "What would someone someone do...?" Can't remember who exactly, but y'get my drift...

😆 that iceskater guy......wtf was his name? 😂

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
"Honey, it's NOT what it looks like"

~wickerman~

hahahahaha lol

Originally posted by Wickerman
😆 that iceskater guy......wtf was his name? 😂

~wickerman~

Oh my god that is doing my head in 😠

Originally posted by Syren
Oh my god that is doing my head in 😠

La la la la ..........you don't remember.........La la la 😗

~wickerman~

Isnt it Frank somebody? 😕

Noooo!! crybaby

Both names have two syllables...

Originally posted by Syren
Noooo!! crybaby

Both names have two syllables...

Maybe Keith something? (yes, i'm enjoying this 😈 )

~wickerman~

You.

Know.

The.

Answer?

I hate you and your sadistic nature *shakes fist*

Originally posted by Syren
You.

Know.

The.

Answer?

I hate you and your sadistic nature *shakes fist*

Maybe i do... 😖hifty: But watching you suffer is TOO good 😄

~wickerman~

Kiss my British ass, biatch schmoll

catrun

😠 I hate you both.

WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOITANO DO?
Written by Marc Shaiman and Trey Parker
Performed by Trey Parker and Matt Stone

STAN
What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

KYLE
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blindfold.

CARTMAN
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair.

ALL
So would Brian Boitano do if he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

CARTMAN
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary.

KYLE
And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone.

STAN
For Wendy I'll be an activist too
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do.

ALL
And would Brian Boitano do?
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

When Brian Boitano travelled through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids he beat up Kubla Khan
Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-bod-y.

So all lets go off together
And unite to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrence and Phillip too
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do
And we'll save Terrence and Phillip too
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!