Last words before death

"not again..."

"Do not cry for me for I am aready dead!"(Simspons)

My last words:

"Oh shit a yellow bus!!!"

You fcuking bastards, I cannot believe this is happening... if I believed in reincarnation, I'd kick your asses in another life. But as I don't, I'm pretty buggered. I'm innocent!! I swear!! I'll pay you, I have money... or hey, what about this? You can have my best friend, kill her/him instead!! NOOOO!!! *choke* *die* ✅

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
My KMC account password is "albarocks".

I have to wonder how many people have already tried to access your account using this information 🙄 Care to guess?

PLZ don't kill me!!!!!!!!!! I have a wife and 3 children!

'is there any more cake?'

"Thank God I'm an Atheist"

' could someone record the simpsons for me please'

Hey cry
I made a thread like this once.. and now it's dead closedeyes

Anywho.. "This way guys, it's all clear!"

"Y'know i really like george bush...wha-" *SMACK! Dead!*

These are the last words I would say if I were ever to find myself before Death. As in, standing in front of Death himself;

"So, are you really into all that gothic clothing, final last words, swishy scythe type bullshit? Coz, y'know, with a few good meals and a lick of foundation you could look really hot... sort of a dashing, mysterious figure, a real winner with the ladies. Mhmm." eyes

"ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...."

"Wait.....i just drank WHAT?????"

~wickerman~

EDIT

😆

- "Nah, it's just a rash."
- "Come here puppy... you're a cute little guy, aren't you? yesh you are.. "
- "I don't know how to say this... I slept with your gf last night. I'm sorry, man. Let's get a beer."

"Aw shit."

"F*ckin pussies.....it's just a panda"

~wickerman~

Originally posted by s|m
😆

- "Nah, it's just a rash."
- "Come here puppy... you're a cute little guy, aren't you? yesh you are.. "
- "I don't know how to say this... I slept with your gf last night. I'm sorry, man. Let's get a beer."

😆 Those are good! 😂

"Tucker.....I've always wanted to say one thing.."
"And that is?"
"I...............hated you. I always hated you the most."
"Yeah, I figured that out. Now die already, you prick."
"Okay......Gneaaaaggghh.......*dies*"