Last words before death

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Oh, never mind, you're proud of it?

In that case, I say: "Yes Syren, you are the biggest attention whore I have met."

Fanks Mate.

No problem, ma'am.

"I'd do it again, if i could..... X.X"

-dude starts to walk across the street-

"oooh, a penny!! see a penny, pick it......"

-gets hit by a car-

"I don't think it was poisonous..."

"****, not again"

" i wonder what this does"

"I swear i havent been with her long !"

"So it WAS loaded.... don't you feel stupid?"

Merely because "Don't you feel stupid?" is my catchphrase 😛

" how many licks does it take to get to the center........hey! this isnt a tootsie roll pop!"

Waddya know, it WASN'T bulletproof....

''there's a what comeing towards me??

- gets hit by truck-

there was a guy who was walking across the street when his leg fell off. he started crawling to get his leg when some pasing car ran him over.

i think his last words were.."almots there....oh crap"

''No wait..i do have somthing to live for...

" im gonna unclog this revolver one way or.......BLAM!"

''Do you think im that stupid!, of course the guns not loaded...''

"its a bullet proof vest...of course it should stop a knife?

''yes..we found all the mines..its perfectly saf----''

"The odds of getting struck by lightning are so small, so unlikely, that I can quite safely stand out in - "

"hold long should i hold this granade after i......."