Last words before death

my last words would be to FJ... "I love you."

''oh cra----''

"hmmm, i never noticed that ticking befo........"

My Last Word Before Death: "I Promise To Never Make A PointLess Thread Again.."

''pass me a lighter..thanks...Hey can you smell ga----''

" wow, that snake took a good one from me didnt he.....what kind was he? you sure he wasnt venimous?"

''..I'm gunna die a virgin'' weep

EDIT.......

"someone actually read that"

" Tell my wife hello...." - Nuetral........dunno if someone already said it......

"I always knew I'd die face down in a bowl of Cheerios..."

'' NO ENTRY?! i wonder what that's all about ?...Oh...ahhhhhhhh--''

"ooooooooooo...........mentos"

'' what does..'The room you are in contains poisonous gas, do not inhale' mean?..''

I would say " F**k yeah! Kicked your ass in the human race!!!"

Fable.....droolio

"So this is what getting hit by a car feels like" 😕

Or the other alternative..

"........"

" wait, that was really deano i just hit? oh crap hes coming this way!"

"hachachachahcha..."

" they said if i rimshot one more time, they would kill me........yanno that reminds me of a joke _rimshot_"

"I want to be buried in a field of Duracells"

" ok now......why isnt the breaks working?"