Lady Syrenna von Tramp, Problem Solver

Originally posted by Syren
*trips over Mr Spoony*

Oh crap, there goes my Gucci stockings!! 😠

*takes deep breaths and grabs Marlboro's*

Mr Spoony, if you're quite finished! Please, make yourself useful and get me an espresso....

Mr Wicker, are you ready?

*looks Syren up and down* Gurl, i be ready fo dis thang ANYtime naughty

edit: OMFG i was MIA for a minute or two cause i had to go out and buy myself a new pack of Marlboro reds droolio

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Syren
Well, hello Mr Nauj... please find a seat, I will be with you momentarily 😄

Ahem.. Nauj, dear... use your eyes, remember what we talked about last time?

*makes espresso aswell as a cappuccino for self*

Here you go Miss *hands over espresso*

Originally posted by Wickerman
*looks Syren up and down* Gurl, i be ready fo dis thang ANYtime naughty

~wickerman~

Mr Wicker, my man, do I have to use the restraints again? We discussed this thoroughly last time you were here and I think we decided you would be far more comfortable if your blood was able to flow, yes? 😊

Originally posted by Syren
Ahem.. Nauj, dear... use your eyes, remember what we talked about last time?

outofcharacter: seems we posted at the same time
bic: "goes and sits down, lights a cigarrette 😮‍💨

Originally posted by §P0oONY
*makes espresso aswell as a cappuccino for self*

Here you go Miss *hands over espresso*

Ah, thank you so much *hands over a dollar*

Go play with the building blocks, good lad 😄

Originally posted by Darth Nauj
outofcharacter: seems we posted at the same time
bic: "goes and sits down, lights a cigarrette 😮‍💨

There now, all comfortable? Good.

Please ensure you use the ashtrays provided, we want no more expensive accidents.

Originally posted by Syren
Ah, thank you so much *hands over a dollar*

Go play with the building blocks, good lad 😄

Yey!! *runs over to building block in excited way and starts to construct a tower of blocks...

suddenly the blocks collapse....*

sadwalk

Originally posted by Syren
Mr Wicker, my man, do I have to use the restraints again? We discussed this thoroughly last time you were here and I think we decided you would be far more comfortable if your blood was able to flow, yes? 😊

Hold up'n BACK da fukk up gurl....i thought djoo WANTED tha bloodflo' ta stop so......ya kno....i'd be.....ya kno........naughty..........*cough*hard*cough* 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

lreeve

Originally posted by Syren
There now, all comfortable? Good.

Please ensure you use the ashtrays provided, we want no more expensive accidents.

i do 😕

Mr Wicker! I am asking you in the politest of ways to please be seated, control yourself and allow me to do my job.

Mr Spoony, just build them up again dear, that's it... if at first we don't succeed, and so on and so forth.

Originally posted by Syren
There now, all comfortable? Good.

Please ensure you use the ashtrays provided, we want no more expensive accidents.

Originally posted by Syren
Mr Wicker! I am asking you in the politest of ways to please be seated, control yourself and allow me to do my job.

Mr Spoony, just build them up again dear, that's it... if at first we don't succeed, and so on and so forth.

Fo sho' gurl, fo sho'

*sits down on couch*

So.....wus dat bout a "job" yo gonna gimme? naughty

~wickerman~

I don't think I can cope..... 1st it happened with my shares in the stock market and now my building blocks.... It's like everything in life is telling me to give up. I can't take it anymore.....

*cough*

*starts to build again*

😒

If you would be so kind as to clear that mess up I won't be forced to bring in my Heavies.

*sits at desk and focuses on Mr Wicker, fingers beneath chin*

What can I do for the state of your mind today, Wicker?

Originally posted by Syren
😒

If you would be so kind as to clear that mess up I won't be forced to being in my Heavies.

*sits at desk and focuses on Mr Wicker, fngers beneath chin*

What can I do for the state of your mind today, Wicker?

Originally posted by Syren
😒

If you would be so kind as to clear that mess up I won't be forced to being in my Heavies.

*sits at desk and focuses on Mr Wicker, fngers beneath chin*

What can I do for the state of your mind today, Wicker?

So i'll tell ya gurl, i wuz back in da hud wit ma blood....an'.....yo hold up.....why ya'll starin' at me like dat yo? THINK YO' BETTA DAN ME???!!?!?!?!?

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
So i'll tell ya gurl, i wuz back in da hud wit ma blood....an'.....yo hold up.....why ya'll starin' at me like dat yo? THINK YO' BETTA DAN ME???!!?!?!?!?

~wickerman~

*nods and smiles*

No, Mr Wicker, I do not think I am better than you... I know I am. I am here, helping you with your mental problems, does that not make me the superior power? Think it through... that's good... well done.

Now, may we proceed? You were saying, about your 'hood'?

Originally posted by Syren
*nods and smiles*

No, Mr Wicker, I do not think I am better than you... I know I am. I am here, helping you with your mental problems, does that not make me the superior power? Think it through... that's good... well done.

Now, may we proceed? You were saying, about your 'hood'?

diss.

and does your hood come witmatching sweater?