*stands up and looks pissed off*
😒
When you are all quite finished!!
I would much appreciate some cooperation whilst I am spending my time helping you, you bunch of retarded morons!
If you cannot control yourselves I will have you thrown out and you will have to live the rest of your lives in an insane asylum. Not pretty. Can we say Strait Jacket?
Originally posted by Syren
*stands up and looks pissed off*😒
When you are all quite finished!!
I would much appreciate some cooperation whilst I am spending my time helping you, you bunch of retarded morons!
If you cannot control yourselves I will have you thrown out and you will have to live the rest of your lives in an insane asylum. Not pretty. Can we say Strait Jacket?
HEY!!!
I made you some coffee, Show some respect!
Originally posted by Syren
*stands up and looks pissed off*😒
When you are all quite finished!!
I would much appreciate some cooperation whilst I am spending my time helping you, you bunch of retarded morons!
If you cannot control yourselves I will have you thrown out and you will have to live the rest of your lives in an insane asylum. Not pretty. Can we say Strait Jacket?
Originally posted by §P0oONY
Nope..And what a nice 3 point shot.
then no you're not....oh welll
Originally posted by Syren
*stands up and looks pissed off*😒
When you are all quite finished!!
I would much appreciate some cooperation whilst I am spending my time helping you, you bunch of retarded morons!
If you cannot control yourselves I will have you thrown out and you will have to live the rest of your lives in an insane asylum. Not pretty. Can we say Strait Jacket?
whats wrong with living in an asylum????? been there. once.
i am just waiting to hear about my wings and then i had to put out the spooony cause it was on fire and then i....i......"cries"
Originally posted by Wickerman
dat foo' wuz bein da man on ma turf gurl!!! i can't be havin nuna dat. We'zz a gunna bring da pain ma blood an' me on dem pigz 😠 ........but i dis----gress yo......lemme con-tea-new~wickerman~
Ah, I'm glad we are getting to the root of the problem. You seem, in my professional opinion, to be rather frustrated within yourself. You portray yourself as this gangsta, street thug, ghetto lovin' homeboy, and yet you make the effort to better yourself, to speak fluently in the face of intellectualism. Namely me.
Are we worried about not having an education? I believe you have issues with the hood, as does everyone, but I also believe that were you to escape the confines of your homie's front room, playstation and bong, you may just learn to live lfe as a gentleman.
Good, we're done here. Take this away with you and have a jolly good think...
NEXT!
Originally posted by Syren
Ah, I'm glad we are getting to the root of the problem. You seem, in my professional opinion, to be rather frustrated within yourself. You portray yourself as this gangsta, street thug, ghetto lovin' homeboy, and yet you make the effort to better yourself, to speak fluently in the face of intellectualism. Namely me.Are we worried about not having an education? I believe you have issues with the hood, as does everyone, but I also believe that were you to escape the confines of your homie's front room, playstation and bong, you may just learn to live lfe as a gentleman.
Good, we're done here. Take this away with you and have a jolly good think...
NEXT!
Naw ya'll, i ain't dun gurl. Dat ain't da prah-blem. Da's when i go home yo. Da prah-blem's wit ma gurl yo, lemme tell ya a'ight?
~wickerman~
Re: Lady Syrenna von Tramp, Problem Solver
Originally posted by Syren
*rolls skirt up a few inches, places spectacles on nose and perches on the edge of the desk, clipboard at the ready, pen poised and concentrated expression firmly in place*
😱
i uh......um, i uh............*wipes drool from mouth* i uh
Originally posted by Syren
*sigh*Ok, ok... carry on...
*leans back in chair and lights Marlboro*
So i getz home a'ight? an' ma gurl....she's all "wha da fukk ya'll been doin' all day?" an i'm like "gurl ya'll dun understand mah see-two-ai-tion " But ma gurl's all like "Fukk dat, ya'll gone an' dun udda women an' ya'll trippin on me an' shit"
So i loses it a'ight? an i says:
God damn girlz, y'all dun ****ed up again. I works and I works, and I works some mo' to puts dem ****in' rags on yo back, and I dun wanna get home ta dirt-ay dishes. I ****in' scrape and scrounge fo' yo girl, I dig shit all day fo' yo, and I dun come back from all dat to this saz? I dun want no mo' saz girl, or I hafta beat dat saz right out ya azz and leave ya wit' more bruises than the discount fruit we hafta buy at the supramarket cause we dun can not afford the other kind. Yo haf no ****in' idea what I go through for dis family, and its all jus' fo' yo girl, jus' for yo.
SO IF I WANT TO **** OTHER WOMEN, I WILL.
~wickerman~
Originally posted by Wickerman
So i getz home a'ight? an' ma gurl....she's all "wha da fukk ya'll been doin' all day?" an i'm like "gurl ya'll dun understand mah see-two-ai-tion " But ma gurl's all like "Fukk dat, ya'll gone an' dun udda women an' ya'll trippin on me an' shit"So i loses it a'ight? an i says:
God damn girlz, y'all dun ****ed up again. I works and I works, and I works some mo' to puts dem ****in' rags on yo back, and I dun wanna get home ta dirt-ay dishes. I ****in' scrape and scrounge fo' yo girl, I dig shit all day fo' yo, and I dun come back from all dat to this saz? I dun want no mo' saz girl, or I hafta beat dat saz right out ya azz and leave ya wit' more bruises than the discount fruit we hafta buy at the supramarket cause we dun can not afford the other kind. Yo haf no ****in' idea what I go through for dis family, and its all jus' fo' yo girl, jus' for yo.
SO IF I WANT TO **** OTHER WOMEN, I WILL.
~wickerman~
That'z gangsta... 😑
Originally posted by Wickerman
So i getz home a'ight? an' ma gurl....she's all "wha da fukk ya'll been doin' all day?" an i'm like "gurl ya'll dun understand mah see-two-ai-tion " But ma gurl's all like "Fukk dat, ya'll gone an' dun udda women an' ya'll trippin on me an' shit"So i loses it a'ight? an i says:
God damn girlz, y'all dun ****ed up again. I works and I works, and I works some mo' to puts dem ****in' rags on yo back, and I dun wanna get home ta dirt-ay dishes. I ****in' scrape and scrounge fo' yo girl, I dig shit all day fo' yo, and I dun come back from all dat to this saz? I dun want no mo' saz girl, or I hafta beat dat saz right out ya azz and leave ya wit' more bruises than the discount fruit we hafta buy at the supramarket cause we dun can not afford the other kind. Yo haf no ****in' idea what I go through for dis family, and its all jus' fo' yo girl, jus' for yo.
SO IF I WANT TO **** OTHER WOMEN, I WILL.
~wickerman~
Oh dear... oh dear no... you truly believe that this will make 'yo' woman' drop to her knees and beg you to stay? *shakes head in patronising fashion*
I think you have some problems with aggression that you need to concentrate on in order to become the man you have the potential to be. Go home to your partner, tell her you love her, tell her you need her. Please don't think you have the right to sleep around simply because you work all day. We all work all day... I do not do these unspeakable things just because I work for a living... oh no.
Perhaps a session with the relationship counsellor would be beneficial to you and your girlfriend? And maybe some schooling, of an evening?
*pulls wedge of cards out of drawer and hands Wicker a bundle*
Call these numbers if you really want to change, they will help.
Now I really must focus on my other clients, good day to you 😊