Take the versus fanboy test....

Started by Master Court43 pages
Originally posted by Warlord
really, Zarathos and Strange stalemates??

I said based on a majority of scenarios. Meaning there are only a few scenarios where Strange would just snuff him. And if he's not willing to do that, how could he beat Hulk?

Zarathos has no way of killing Hulk or keeping him down for good. Vice Versa.

Dr. Strange has a dozen ways or more of beating the Hulk that dont even require him to get out of bed in the morning.

@C-Master: Thanos is power hungry and if he didn't understand the true nature of the Source Wall, if he for some reason trusted Darkseid, or if he didn't trust Darkseid but had enough confidence in his abilities to risk it he'd get trapped.

Originally posted by redhotrash
DS and Thanos are meant to be equal opposites, no? Just happens Starlin is pretty notorious for wanking his own character and turning every comic he appears in into fanservice.

Not to mention retconning every low showing of other writers

Originally posted by redhotrash
Dr. Strange has a dozen ways or more of beating the Hulk that dont even require him to get out of bed in the morning.
True, Classic Strange reverts him back to Banner.

Not to mention retconning every low showing of other writers [/B][/QUOTE]

Sad too when the Watcher has to be there to verify its the real Thanos. Almost like whoever wrote that was intentionally trying to give a big F-U to Starlin.

Originally posted by redhotrash
Not to mention retconning every low showing of other writers
Sad too when the Watcher has to be there to verify its the real Thanos. Almost like whoever wrote that was intentionally trying to give a big F-U to Starlin.

That's exactly what it was. Either Starlin couldn't take a hint or he could and he was so petty that he retconned it anyway with a bullshit handwave. If you beat a clone is so similar to the original that a Watcher can't tell the difference then it is in effect the same as beating the ORIGINAL.

Originally posted by Master Court
Using Standard Savage Hulk, fighting with high intensity. The answers are beats, Hulk stomps, stalemate, loses, or stomps Hulk. Naturally, quite a bit of the non-top-tiers are one-shots, but not necessarily stating how long it takes Hulk to nail some of the faster guys. This is assuming all possible scenarios(BFR, no BFR, different realms, slugfest, etc) and likliness of a win or loss by a majority.

Namor - Beats
Spiderman - One-shot
Venom - One-shot
Carnage - One-shot
Taskmaster - One-shot
Elecktra - One-shot
Daredevil - One-shot
Dock Ock - One-shot
Sandman - Beats
Hydroman - Beats
Omega Red - Hulk stomps
Sabretooth - Hulk stomps
Mr. X - One-shot
Cyclops - One-shot
Xavier - One-shot
Magneto - Beats
Nightcrawler - One-shot
Ryu - One-shot
Ken - One-shot
Bison - One-shot
Akuma - One-shot
Iron Man - Stomps
Hulk - [ERROR C:326/: SYNTAX ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE]
Shang Chi - One-shot
Karate Kid - One-shot
Apocalypse - Tie, or beats
Storm - Beats
Shadowcat - One-shot
Green Goblin - One-shot
Hobgoblin - One-shot
Godzilla - Beats
Silver Surfer - Loses
Firelord - Beats
Human Torch - Hulk stomps
Dr. Doom - Beats
Thing - Beats
Tyrant - Stomps Hulk
Zarathos - Stalemate
Dormammu - Beats Hulk
Dr. Strange - Stalemate
Deathstroke - One-shot
Batman - One-shot
Gambit - One-shot
Deadpool - One-shot
Superman - Could go either way, usually Superman
Wonder Woman - Beats
Green Arrow - One-shot
Hawkeye - One-shot
Wasp - One-shot
Thor - Stalemate, or Thor wins
Odin - Stomps Hulk
TOAA - Stomps Hulk
Living Tribunal - Stomps Hulk
Galactus - Stomps Hulk
Krypto - Hulk stomps this lameass dog
Supergirl - Hulk stomps
Tombstone - One-shot
Morlun - One-shot
Kraven - One-shot
Invisible Woman - One-shot
Magneto - [ERROR C:532/: REDUNDANT DATA ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE]
Quicksiver - One-shot
Scarlet Witch - One-shot
Havok - One-shot
Jean Grey - One-shot
Phoenix - Hulk loses
Mickey Mouse - Stalemate
Cable - Hulk stomps
She Hulk - Hulk stomps
Thanos - Stalemate, or Thanos wins
Iceman - Hulk stomps

Wait on a more interesting topic, how would Hulk beat a peak Godzilla?

Everyone has to pay their dues to Squirrel Girl damn it. Its a supervillain rite of passage.

Should have put her on the list.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Wait on a more interesting topic, how would Hulk beat a peak Godzilla?

Ok, I concede on the Strange thing. My point on the scenarios was that there are only a few scenarios that Strange one-shots the fight with some hocus pocus. I'm not saying he can't do it all the time, but I'm saying that if he didn't do his one-shots, he wouldn't have much of a chance. Example: the WWHulk/Strange fight. Lame as the broken hands thing may be, that was a scenario. Strange didn't fare too well. Still, I concede on the Strange thing.

Godzilla, though? Hulk's beaten on things his size before. The Kraken(or whatever that squid was) comes to mind. Fing Fang Foom couldn't hurt Hulk. Tyrannus in his big robot. Dinosuars. Not all as big as Godzilla, but they show Hulk's versatility against gigantic enemies. Not to mention, Godzilla's power is through his size. Hulk's is through roid rage. A high intensity Hulk, let's say the one that stalemated Thor for hours or the one that held apart the matter/anti-matter spheres, would probably demolish Godzilla.

godzilla already god his ass kicked, forget who did it but it happened.

i think it was the hulk actually.

Marvel Godzilla was pretty tough. It nearly stalemated Thor once in a contest of strength. I.e they were pushing against each other with a skyscraper in between. Thor was putting dents into it with his blows though.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
How would Thor secure wins on Thanos.

He has the fire power to put down Thanos. I.e the God Blast, or the attack he used to rip through the fabric of space and one shot Surtur with the Twilight Sword and Ymir at the same time.

Here's the incident.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Marvel Godzilla was pretty tough. It nearly stalemated Thor once in a contest of strength. I.e they were pushing against each other with a skyscraper in between. Thor was putting dents into it with his blows though.

He has the fire power to put down Thanos. I.e the God Blast, or the attack he used to rip through the fabric of space and one shot Surtur with the Twilight Sword and Ymir at the same time.

I was thinking the awesome Godzilla at his finest, that one was a whole 'nother animal. High regneration and strength with breath.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I was thinking the awesome Godzilla at his finest, that one was a whole 'nother animal. High regneration and strength with breath.

Well he had extremely powerful breath here. Look at how his roar was described against Thor. I don't know about his regeneration. Been a while since I read those issues. I just flipped through them, because they were Thor appearances to be honest.

I just meant out of all of his appearances, that one seems like a good match for Hulk, but they have stronger and weaker Godzillas as well. Ones that have thermonuclear breath astronomically hot, and others who would lose to the Hulk without too much trouble.

Since I'm bored at work on a short week:

Favorite characters:

A. Punisher
B. GL Hal Jordan
C. Apocalypse
D. General Zod
E. Silver Surfer

Namor - B C D E
Spiderman - A (depending on situation/armaments, but less likely to beat Parker) B C D E
Venom - B C D E
Carnage - B C D E
Taskmaster - A (depending on situation/armaments) B C D E
Elecktra - A (depending on situation/armaments) B C D E
Daredevil - A (depending on situation/armaments) B C D E
Dock Ock - A (depending on situation/armaments) B C D E
Sandman - B C D E
Hydroman - B C D E
Omega Red - B C D E
Sabretooth - B C D E
Mr. x - A (depending on situation/armaments) B C D E
Cyclops - A (depending on situation/armaments) B C D E
Xavier - B C D E
Magneto - B C (HoM be damned) D E
Nightcrawler - A (depending on situation/armaments) B C D E
Ryu - B C D E
Ken - B C D E
Bison - B C D E
Akuma - B C D E
Iron Man - B C D E
Hulk - B C D E
Shang Chi - B C D E
Karate Kid - B C D E
Apocalypse - B C (he arguably beats himself as is) D E
Storm - B C D E
Shadowcat - B C D E
Green Goblin - B C D E
Hobgoblin - B C D E
Godzilla - B C D E
Silver Surfer - B, arguably, but I'd give Surfer an edge personally.
Firelord - B C (fighting like he did H.E.) D E
Human Torch - B C D E
Dr. Doom - Depending on whether Doom is prepared, B C D E.
Thing - B C D E
Tyrant - Head to head, none of them.
Zarathos - Possibly E.
Dormammu - None, but possible E.
Dr. Strange - E, possibly B. C & D would have a lot of trouble if they didn't strike quickly.
Deathstroke - B C D E
Batman - A B C D E
Gambit - B C D E
Deadpool - B C D E
Superman - B C (not for a majority. Pretty much Manhunter odds) D E
Wonder Woman - B C (same as above) D E
Green Arrow - A B C D E
Hawkeye - A B C D E
Wasp - A B C D E
Thor - B C D E, depending on which state Thor is in.
Odin - None
TOAA - None
Living Tribunal - None
Galactus - None
Krypto - B C D E
Supergirl - B C D E
Tombstone - B C D E
Morlun - B C D E
Kraven - B C D E
Invisible Woman - B C D E
Quicksiver - B C D E
Scarlet Witch - B C D E against classic SW. HOM+ likely only B or E with a lucky stike.
Havok - B C D E
Jean Grey - A (jjjjggggggggg!!!) B C D E
Phoenix - D (She'll kneel) E (possibly)
Mickey Mouse - B C D E
Cable - B C D E
She Hulk - B C D E
Thanos - None, but B C D on their best plot induced day, and E if he had a killer instinct.
Iceman - B C E

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I just meant out of all of his appearances, that one seems like a good match for Hulk, but they have stronger and weaker Godzillas as well. Ones that have thermonuclear breath astronomically hot, and others who would lose to the Hulk without too much trouble.

Oh cool.

Originally posted by illadelph12
Since I'm bored at work on a short week:

Favorite characters:

A. Punisher
B. GL Hal Jordan
C. Apocalypse
D. General Zod
E. Silver Surfer

Namor - B C D E
Spiderman - A (depending on situation/armaments, but less likely to beat Parker) B C D E
Venom - B C D E
Carnage - B C D E
Taskmaster - A (depending on situation/armaments) B C D E
Elecktra - A (depending on situation/armaments) B C D E
Daredevil - A (depending on situation/armaments) B C D E
Dock Ock - A (depending on situation/armaments) B C D E
Sandman - B C D E
Hydroman - B C D E
Omega Red - B C D E
Sabretooth - B C D E
Mr. x - A (depending on situation/armaments) B C D E
Cyclops - A (depending on situation/armaments) B C D E
Xavier - B C D E
Magneto - B C (HoM be damned) D E
Nightcrawler - A (depending on situation/armaments) B C D E
Ryu - B C D E
Ken - B C D E
Bison - B C D E
Akuma - B C D E
Iron Man - B C D E
Hulk - B C D E
Shang Chi - B C D E
Karate Kid - B C D E
Apocalypse - B C (he arguably beats himself as is) D E
Storm - B C D E
Shadowcat - B C D E
Green Goblin - B C D E
Hobgoblin - B C D E
Godzilla - B C D E
Silver Surfer - B, arguably, but I'd give Surfer an edge personally.
Firelord - B C (fighting like he did H.E.) D E
Human Torch - B C D E
Dr. Doom - Depending on whether Doom is prepared, B C D E.
Thing - B C D E
Tyrant - Head to head, none of them.
Zarathos - Possibly E.
Dormammu - None, but possible E.
Dr. Strange - E, possibly B. C & D would have a lot of trouble if they didn't strike quickly.
Deathstroke - B C D E
Batman - A B C D E
Gambit - B C D E
Deadpool - B C D E
Superman - B C (not for a majority. Pretty much Manhunter odds) D E
Wonder Woman - B C (same as above) D E
Green Arrow - A B C D E
Hawkeye - A B C D E
Wasp - A B C D E
Thor - B C D E, depending on which state Thor is in.
Odin - None
TOAA - None
Living Tribunal - None
Galactus - None
Krypto - B C D E
Supergirl - B C D E
Tombstone - B C D E
Morlun - B C D E
Kraven - B C D E
Invisible Woman - B C D E
Quicksiver - B C D E
Scarlet Witch - B C D E against classic SW. HOM+ likely only B or E with a lucky stike.
Havok - B C D E
Jean Grey - A (jjjjggggggggg!!!) B C D E
Phoenix - D (She'll kneel) E (possibly)
Mickey Mouse - B C D E
Cable - B C D E
She Hulk - B C D E
Thanos - None, but B C D on their best plot induced day, and E if he had a killer instinct.
Iceman - B C E

I'm still reading, but I'm curious, what would be SS's best method of winning against Thanos? He has the versatility, but loses. How would he win on the forum?

Re: Take the versus fanboy test....

I'm doing Thor and Wally West.

Namor - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Spiderman - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Venom - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Carnage - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Taskmaster - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Elektra - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Daredevil - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Doctor Octopus - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Sandman - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Hydroman - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Omega Red - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Sabertooth - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Mr. X - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Cyclops - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Xavier - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Magneto - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Nightcrawler - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Ryu - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Ken - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Bison - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Akuma - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Iron Man - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Hulk - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Shang Chi - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Karate Kid - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Apocalypse - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Storm - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Shadowcat - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Green Goblin - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Hobgoblin - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Godzilla - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Silver Surfer - Thor wins. Wally West could win depending on his mindset.
Firelord - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Human Torch - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Dr. Doom - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Thing - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Tyrant - Thor loses. Wally West loses.
Zarathos - Thor wins. Wally West would win.
Dormammu - Not in his realm, unless Thor pulls out a God Blast or what he did against Surtur/Ymir etc.
Dr. Strange - Either win without autoshields on.
Deathstroke - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Batman - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Gambit - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Deadpool - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Superman - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Wonder Woman - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Green Arrow - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Hawkeye - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Wasp - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Thor - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Odin - No.
TOAA - Lol.
Living Tribunal - No.
Galactus - It's possible for Thor. His already done it. Wally West doesn't have the power set. Unless you think Speed Stealing would work....
Krypto - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Supergirl - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Tombstone - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Morlun - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Kraven - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Invisible Woman - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Magneto - Thor wins. Wally West can win.
Quicksilver - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Scarlet Witch - Depends on which Scarlet Witch.
Havok - Depends on which Havok.
Jean Grey - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Phoenix - Depends on which Phoenix.
Mickey Mouse - They get stomped.
Cable - Thor wins. Wally West can win.
She Hulk - Thor wins. Wally West wins.
Thanos - It's possible for either to win.
Iceman Thor wins. Wally West wins.