Barkdonald's

It's a resolution huhu

You'd be more likely to get laid before you finish sotam.

ermmhappy

Well it hasn't done me any favors yet srug

I know the reason why, do you?

No, do tell

It rhymes with gutless,coward,spineless, no balls, and another meaning for not being able to pussy wrangle.

Oh wait, I meant to put that in a kinder way. ermmnone

I have rididculously high standards noneermm

Well, good luck being a virgin til you die. ermmnone

I don't need luck for that. noneermm

You will when all sorts of terrible things start to befall you. ermmnone

I think you've got it backwards, bud. noneermm

Unless you're implying I WILL get some this year

I was implying you'll need luck. ermmnone

You got it backwards. noneermm

No, you do. ermmnone

NO YOU DO

Shouting doesn't help maters sir.

But I'm right. noneermm

No, you were not. ermmnone

I am, seriously. 😐

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