Barkdonald's

I'm testing you.

I'LL GET MARRIED WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY

I don't test well, sir.

Be a bachelor for life, but only with a string of pussy. Otherwise people will just believe you're gay.

Married to a woman = gay

What state do you live in?

Where does it say that?

I said, be a bachelor for life, but with a string of women throughout. If you don't get laid, everyone will believe you're gay.

I shouldn't have to explain this to you college boy.

I'M GOING TO COLLEGE IN UTAH, IT'S DIFFERENT.

NONSENSE.

~crackermms~

:-)

I'm trying to think of a reason to create a bear logo.

Barkers fire whiskey.

No, give me something better.

Barkers Pale Ale?

I once almost smoked to calm myself down enough to talk to 2D girl, did I tell you that? haermm

I thought she'd smell it on me though so I decided not to. noneermm

crylaugh

You never told me this, funny though.

Wait didn't you say she smoked? ermmnone

haermm Srug, I never talked to her enough to ask.

Unless you're mixing up 2D girl and Honks.

haermm Loser.

Maybe. srug

You should go in high. biscuits

I don't want people smelling it on me haermm

I closed the door for my room when we were smoking and was all DO IT IN THE LIVING ROOM so it wouldn't settle in my closet and clothes haermm

The smell goes away fool. haermm

You could have used fabreeze! haermm

THAT SHIT DOESN'T WORK

Yeah it does, though not right away. Spray a few hours after.