Barkdonald's

There was no moon landing.

I could care less.

Rent Another Earth.

*Couldn't care less

What did I say? ermmnone

I don't know but you were wrong again

YGSIU

I don't think so, pal. noneermm

Well

SIU anyway

Its raining over here like its the ****ing tropics.

Tell the weather it needs to step it up

**** you, hows the frozen tundra over there?

Snow on the ground from a quick storm Saturday, but it's actually alright outside. Didn't wear a jacket most of the day. ermmhappy

Go **** yourself anyway.

I can't.

Try a pump to elongate it.

I SAID I LIVE IN UTAH

They got some sort of sexual deviant law there?

Yeah, it's like illegal to buy porn here or something.

No wonder you can't get any.

Move from that state, while you can.

I mean, it literally is illegal to sell porn here. 😐 You can view it online and buy from other states or whatever and have it in the state, just not buy it here.

Also no, I joined an institute class so I should be good on the girls front. 😐 My friend goes all "Just join a celestial marriage class and you'll be engaged by the end of the semester because everyone is looking for an eternal companion in those classes haermm ermmnone"

haermm ermmnone

That was a lot to read.

Don't get married, that's a sure fire way to not get sex.