Riddles, ToungeTwisters and Jokes!

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Jury Extreme Member

FISHING

Two fathers and two sons went fishing.
They caught one big fish, one small fish, and one fat fish.
They each got to take a fish home.
How is that possible?

Jury Extreme Member

THE TALE OF TWO FLIES

One day, two flies were eating shit.
Fly1: Ooooh, I'm full. I ate too much shit!
Fly2: Hey, shut up! Why are you talking about shits? Can't you see we're eating?!

fantasygirl Senior Member

Originally posted by Jury
[b]FISHING

Two fathers and two sons went fishing.
They caught one big fish, one small fish, and one fat fish.
They each got to take a fish home.
How is that possible? [/B]

Because one was the grandpa, son, and the son's son?? 😕

Jury Extreme Member

Originally posted by fantasygirl
Because one was the grandpa, son, and the son's son?? 😕
✅ 😊

fantasygirl Senior Member

Yay. 😄

Jury Extreme Member

Originally posted by Jury
THE TALE OF TWO FLIES

One day, two flies were eating shit.
Fly1: Ooooh, I'm full. I ate too much shit!
Fly2: Hey, shut up! Why are you talking about shits? Can't you see we're eating?!


😂 I laughed at my own joke.

Jury Extreme Member

THE WRONG WAY

If everyone seems to go against where you supposed to go,
If they seem to contRadict to the way you wanted to go through,
If they're trying to stop you and they don't want you to pass through it,
Don't be stubborn. That's an EXIT!
Go use the ENTRANCE!!!

Jury Extreme Member

THE TALE OF THE LOST BIRD

It was early Sunday when the Mass was about to start. The priest was looking for his lost bird. He came in front of the congregation and sought an information.
Priest: Am, excuse me everyone. May I ask who GOT the bird?
* All men rises.
Priest: (confused) Ah.. I mean, who have SEEN the bird?
* All women rises.
Priest: (more confusion) Ah, no... what I mean is... who have seen MY bird?
* All nuns rises.
😊

X-Woman Senior Member

No ones said any tognue twisters! A classic: She sells seashells by the seashore. And try to say red leather, yellow leather really fast repeatedly.

Masrix Vinny Valentine

Mary Mary On the contrairy, How does your garden grow?

Masrix Vinny Valentine

Here a joke for Yall...

If you take 2 apple from 3 How many do you have?

DanZeke25 You can't beat me.

3 😐

Masrix Vinny Valentine

Originally posted by DanZeke25
3 😐
uhh no

DanZeke25 You can't beat me.

2? am i reading it wrong? lol

Masrix Vinny Valentine

Originally posted by DanZeke25
2? am i reading it wrong? lol
lol gj, most people say 1 But if your TAKING 2 from 3...get the point? gj.

What ways more? 1000 Pounds of Bricks , or a 1000 pounds of Dirt?

DanZeke25 You can't beat me.

there both the 1000 pounds... and i thought 3 because you have 3, but you just feel like eating 2, so u only take 2.

Masrix Vinny Valentine

Originally posted by DanZeke25
there both the 1000 pounds... and i thought 3 because you have 3, but you just feel like eating 2, so u only take 2.
Right.

The famus magicin Do Zi says he can throw a ball in a stright line with no stirng and have it come right back to his hand. Without the assistance of anything? hows this possible?

DanZeke25 You can't beat me.

Its not, he lied.

Masrix Vinny Valentine

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Its not, he lied.
Nope

DanZeke25 You can't beat me.

No he told me.. he lied.