Riddles, ToungeTwisters and Jokes!

Originally posted by DanZeke25
What won't break if you throw it off the highest building in the world, but will break if you place it in the ocean?

A horse is tied to a five meter rope in front of an old saloon. Six meters behind the horse is a bale of hay. Without breaking his rope, the horse is able to eat the hay whenever he chooses. How is this possible?

... the horse was tied on its tail. 😊 😕 I dunno.

1. no

2. well thats what i thought when i read it, but no, thats not the anawer on the website

website?

if not salt, then paper, I guess

oh yeah, the other end of the rope was not tied to anything else! 😕

lol

do we rate the jokes too?

well. a tissue and paper are the same thing so yeah

and

yeah the other ones right

If you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?

Originally posted by DanZeke25
well. a tissue and paper are the same thing so yeah

and

yeah the other ones right

If you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?

Originally posted by DanZeke25
If you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?

correct.

crazy

There are 8 Apples on the table, you take 3. How many do you have?

Originally posted by DanZeke25
correct.

Originally posted by Jury
There are 8 Apples on the table, you take 3. How many do you have?

3

3 is correct.

Take away the first letter, take away the last letter, then take away all the other letters. What do you have left?

If you have 4 melons in one hand, and 7 apples in the other - What do you have?

Why do white sheep eat more than black sheep?

2. really big hands.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
2. really big hands.

Little Johnny & April
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"