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1. What is a five-letter word which becomes shorter with two letters added onto it? Ans. short - by DanZeke25
2. What begins with "t", ends with "t", and has "t" in it?
3. What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
4. What is the next letter: W I T N _ ?
5. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they? Ans. food, footsteps - by X-Woman
Originally posted by MasrixPhysics and English
Right.The famus magicin Do Zi says he can throw a ball in a stright line with no stirng and have it come right back to his hand. Without the assistance of anything? hows this possible?
How can you THROW something IN A STRAIGHT LINE? Throwing will cause a projectile motion. Perhaps, "throw" was a wrong choice of word. It can be a "toss", a "push" or whatever that respects the essense of both "throwing" and "in straight line". 😊
1. MOTHER AND DAUGHTER
Daughter: Mom, what's an escalator?
Mother: Darling, an escalator is a stairs that moves backward or forward...
Daughter: Mom, what's an elevator?
Mother: Darling, an elevator is like a small room that goes up and down...
Daughter: Mom, what's a calculator?
Mother: I'm sorry, darling... I haven't tried to ride on a calculator.
2. TEACHER AND STUDENTS
Teacher: Joseph, do you know who Albert Einstein is?
Joseph: No ma'am, I don't know him.
Teacher: How about you, Alfred?
Alfred: I don't know him, ma'am.
Teacher: Well, who knows Albert Einstein?
* John raises his hand
Teacher: Yes, John. Do you know who Albert Einstein is?
John: No, ma'am. But maybe he's in the other section.
3. DOCTOR AND SEXY GIRL
Sexy Girl: My butt is getting hot.
Doctor: I'll get the temperature in it.
Sexy Girl: Sorry, but I'm too shy on that matter.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll switch off the light so nobody could see.
* The doctor switches off the light... Darkness spread in
Sexy Girl: Ooooooohhh... Wait. That's not my butt!
Doctor: Don't worry, it's okay. This is not a thermometer, anyway. 😖hifty:
4. NO PLACE LIKE HOME
Men were born from between the legs of a woman
yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the same legs.
Why?
Because there's no place like home.
5. A SAD STORY ABOUT CREMATION
A woman's husband died and she had him cremated.
She blew the ashes into the ocean and said,
"Honey, this is my last BLOWJOB for you."
How sad, right? 😖hifty:
6. THE MAN AND THE LION
One night, a man was cornered by a lion, so he knelt down and prayed:
Man: Lord, do a miracle tonight. Please make this lion a Christian.
* The lion suddenly knelt down and prayed:
Lion: Bless this food which I'm about to receive for thy bounty through Christ, our Lord. Amen
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7. THE SAINTS
Three guys introduced themselves to a girl
Guy1: Hi, my name is John, not a Baptist.
Guy2: Hi, I'm Peter, not a Saint.
Guy3: Hi, my name is Paul, not a Pope.
Girl: Yeah, hi. I'm Mary... NOT A VIRGIN.
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8. BLOOD TEST
One day, Francis went to a clinic to have a blood test. A beautiful nurse attended him. A nurse pricked his middle finger and took a drop of blood out of it. The nurse was having a trouble at that moment. She's running out of cotton to wipe the blood off Francis' finger.
Francis was shocked when the nurse licked his finger. Overwhelmed, Francis exclaimed:
Francis: Can I have my urine test after this?
😖hifty:
9. THE TALE OF TWO FLIES
One day, two flies were eating shit.
Fly1: Ooooh, I'm full. I ate too much shit!
Fly2: Hey, shut up! Why are you talking about shits? Can't you see we're eating?!
10. THE WRONG WAY
If everyone seems to go against where you supposed to go,
If they seem to contRadict to the way you wanted to go through,
If they're trying to stop you and they don't want you to pass through it,
Don't be stubborn. That's an EXIT!
Go use the ENTRANCE!!!
11. THE TALE OF THE LOST BIRD
It was early Sunday when the Mass was about to start. The priest was looking for his lost bird. He came in front of the congregation and sought an information.
Priest: Am, excuse me everyone. May I ask who GOT the bird?
* All men rises.
Priest: (confused) Ah.. I mean, who have SEEN the bird?
* All women rises.
Priest: (more confusion) Ah, no... what I mean is... who have seen MY bird?
* All nuns rises.
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Originally posted by Jury
Updating 🙄1. What is a five-letter word which becomes shorter with two letters added onto it? [b]Ans.
short - by DanZeke252. What begins with "t", ends with "t", and has "t" in it?
3. What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
4. What is the next letter: W I T N _ ?
5. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they? Ans. food, footsteps - by X-Woman [/B]
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What won't break if you throw it off the highest building in the world, but will break if you place it in the ocean?
A horse is tied to a five meter rope in front of an old saloon. Six meters behind the horse is a bale of hay. Without breaking his rope, the horse is able to eat the hay whenever he chooses. How is this possible?