If you fight one on one...here what you need to do...
First, aim for the eyes, always for the eyes. Stick your fingers in the eyes as soon as you can get. When he puts his hands to his eyes, hit him in the nose as soon as you can. Then hit him in the ears with both of your hands. Now, your enemy is blinded, deaf and has horrible pain in his nose. Kick him in the stomach, then, go fast behind him and kick him in the back to make him fell down. Go on top of him, and grab his hands and start to bend his fingers.
Tell him to pray that he wouldn't kill him. If he isn't going to do that, bend his fingers some more. It is easy to break one if you wish. Now, after he has prayed, make him say that he is a pussy or something. He is now in your mercy, you can make him say whatever you want. After he has said all those things, break few of his fingers. While he is crying on ground, kick him in everywhere to make sure that he isn't going to go against you as soon as you leave.
This works everytime.
But if you want tips to avoid fights...umm...when they come near you, hit yourself in head as hard as you can, run against one of them, making both of you fall to ground and shout: "HELP!! THEY SAID THAT THEY ARE GOING TO GANGRAPE ME!!" as loud as you can.
Trust me, they aren't coming near you after that.
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
If you fight one on one...here what you need to do...First, aim for the eyes, always for the eyes. Stick your fingers in the eyes as soon as you can get. When he puts his hands to his eyes, hit him in the nose as soon as you can. Then hit him in the ears with both of your hands. Now, your enemy is blinded, deaf and has horrible pain in his nose. Kick him in the stomach, then, go fast behind him and kick him in the back to make him fell down. Go on top of him, and grab his hands and start to bend his fingers.
Tell him to pray that he wouldn't kill him. If he isn't going to do that, bend his fingers some more. It is easy to break one if you wish. Now, after he has prayed, make him say that he is a pussy or something. He is now in your mercy, you can make him say whatever you want. After he has said all those things, break few of his fingers. While he is crying on ground, kick him in everywhere to make sure that he isn't going to go against you as soon as you leave.
This works everytime.
That is ok for self defense. But if you are in a school fight in the hallway with everyone around you watching, would you want to be known as the guy who pokes people in the eyes and bends kids fingers back in a fight? Granted it works, but you will just make more enemies doing this and will most likely get into more fights.
Originally posted by KidRock
That is ok for self defense. But if you are in a school fight in the hallway with everyone around you watching, would you want to be known as the guy who pokes people in the eyes and bends kids fingers back in a fight? Granted it works, but you will just make more enemies doing this and will most likely get into more fights.
gouging eagle claw!!!!! 😄
Re: Tips How to Avoid Fights
Originally posted by Dark Thor
I was wondering if you guys could help me think of tips of how to avoid fights and gangsters. There are many gangsters in middle schools and high schools. I was lucky to avoid 7th and 8th grade. Im going to a high school next year. Can you guys help me think of ways i can avoid getting into fights?
I used to live in a bad area, the best thing I'd say is get to know everyone, because no matter how you feel about them, they can save your life, and offer a degree of protection.
Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
yea but its overrated now, I've seen black belts that have never fought before, and can't control their emotions in a real fight, much less fight people on unfair odds...
Originally posted by KingDubya
Well, all I learned was discipline and how to control my emotions better (I just freestyle fighting). I just can't keep them under control around my little brother (you know how a younger sibling just manages to be the most annoying person to you 😛).
Originally posted by DarkCrawlerYea, That'd work really good....In a movie, Honestly that would never work in a real fight.
If you fight one on one...here what you need to do...First, aim for the eyes, always for the eyes. Stick your fingers in the eyes as soon as you can get. When he puts his hands to his eyes, hit him in the nose as soon as you can. Then hit him in the ears with both of your hands. Now, your enemy is blinded, deaf and has horrible pain in his nose. Kick him in the stomach, then, go fast behind him and kick him in the back to make him fell down. Go on top of him, and grab his hands and start to bend his fingers.
Tell him to pray that he wouldn't kill him. If he isn't going to do that, bend his fingers some more. It is easy to break one if you wish. Now, after he has prayed, make him say that he is a pussy or something. He is now in your mercy, you can make him say whatever you want. After he has said all those things, break few of his fingers. While he is crying on ground, kick him in everywhere to make sure that he isn't going to go against you as soon as you leave.
This works everytime.
Be a fat kid. Or better yet, a short and fat kid.
That way, you'll be the one starting the fights.
In my experienece it's always fat kids that start fights. What with the huge chip on their shoulder and dellusions that fatness = hardness.
In fact, every school "bully" I can recall from my school was a fatty bumbum. So much as call them "slightly rotund" and they're off, flabby arms flailing everywhere. Comical.
They also have the weakest punches ever. I remember teasing this fat kid (cos he was an arsehole to everyone, so me and a friend decided to gang up on him just like he did to others), and for some reason my constant jibes of calling him "bath tub" made him punch me sqaure in the face. It was the weakest punch I could have ever had. It bust my lip, but man I couldn't help but laugh.
It was hilarious cos I used to think he'd tear me apart. I always could outrun him in the past. I dunno why I ever teased him, I could have put him down on day one once I realised how useless he was. Fat kids are funny when they run. Their arms wobble everywhere and you can usually turn around and make more fun of them, jogging backwards at a leisurely pace.
Fat kids are hilarious when they think they're hard.