Originally posted by Red SuperflyI couldnt help but laugh... 😮
Be a fat kid. Or better yet, a short and fat kid.That way, you'll be the one starting the fights.
In my experienece it's always fat kids that start fights. What with the huge chip on their shoulder and dellusions that fatness = hardness.
In fact, every school "bully" I can recall from my school was a fatty bumbum. So much as call them "slightly rotund" and they're off, flabby arms flailing everywhere. Comical.
They also have the weakest punches ever. I remember teasing this fat kid (cos he was an arsehole to everyone, so me and a friend decided to gang up on him just like he did to others), and for some reason my constant jibes of calling him "bath tub" made him punch me sqaure in the face. It was the weakest punch I could have ever had. It bust my lip, but man I couldn't help but laugh.
It was hilarious cos I used to think he'd tear me apart. I always could outrun him in the past. I dunno why I ever teased him, I could have put him down on day one once I realised how useless he was. Fat kids are funny when they run. Their arms wobble everywhere and you can usually turn around and make more fun of them, jogging backwards at a leisurely pace.
Fat kids are hilarious when they think they're hard.
Originally posted by Red SuperflyMost Fat kids I know are really peacefull People...Like Frankie on Boy Meets world 😂
Be a fat kid. Or better yet, a short and fat kid.That way, you'll be the one starting the fights.
In my experienece it's always fat kids that start fights. What with the huge chip on their shoulder and dellusions that fatness = hardness.
In fact, every school "bully" I can recall from my school was a fatty bumbum. So much as call them "slightly rotund" and they're off, flabby arms flailing everywhere. Comical.
They also have the weakest punches ever. I remember teasing this fat kid (cos he was an arsehole to everyone, so me and a friend decided to gang up on him just like he did to others), and for some reason my constant jibes of calling him "bath tub" made him punch me sqaure in the face. It was the weakest punch I could have ever had. It bust my lip, but man I couldn't help but laugh.
It was hilarious cos I used to think he'd tear me apart. I always could outrun him in the past. I dunno why I ever teased him, I could have put him down on day one once I realised how useless he was. Fat kids are funny when they run. Their arms wobble everywhere and you can usually turn around and make more fun of them, jogging backwards at a leisurely pace.
Fat kids are hilarious when they think they're hard.
well, first of all, most people chillout and become more or less friends in high school. if not, here's a way to end fights before they can begin. 1. grab the person's arm that's closest to you, wrap a tight fist around all four fingers and begin bending them back until the person is knealing before you with tears in his eyes. then take your other hand an jab two fingers deep into the meat located just below the jawbone. if done right, the person should be in a state of panic and shock. you then tell him not to **** with you, give a good hard flick to his adam's apple, then release him and walk away.
Originally posted by Dark Thor
6) Kick them in the balls and punch them in the throat.
No you do NOT kick any guy in the balls, it proves that you cant fight and that your to big of a pussy to use your fists. If you do any cheap shots stab them in the eye with your finger and then while their practically blind, kick their ass with your fists. A poke in the eyes isnt as pussy as a kick in the balls
this is wat u do :
at party bash a freakin beer bottle and threaten to kill them
usually they will get scared.. thats wat i did
but most of the time bashed there head
and usually they wont try to mess with u
at school
if its a little bump and they say what u gotta a problem or wanna fight?
ignore them cause usually in school they wont do a crap to u
outside of school is the problem
in school clinic works too u just have to be good at acting
brace knuckles works the best in weapon..
my friend used in on this one guy bam!!! he was gone
and get the kind that people cant see so they dont know what will be coming
get big, muscle. and kinda walk tough and all that
dont walk too tough or they will try to fight u
guns are very helpful dont ever use one on some one but
threat their life and maybe shoot in the air once
but after shooting in the air run ur butt off because cop will be coming
i experienced this before
and best thing dont act dumb in school
dont answer question in class unless the teacher pick on u
and if u get the answer right just sit down and chill
dont ever stare at people and that means girls too
if ur white stay out the black hangout place
and if black watch out for white hang out place
wasnt the point to try and prevent a fight not start one. Just get along with everyone and dont give anyone a reason to fight you. If you've got a large group of friends you'll usually stay out of trouble. there's always gonna be some arsehole who's gonna start on you but you can usually talk your way out of fights.
Originally posted by KidRock
That is ok for self defense. But if you are in a school fight in the hallway with everyone around you watching, would you want to be known as the guy who pokes people in the eyes and bends kids fingers back in a fight? Granted it works, but you will just make more enemies doing this and will most likely get into more fights.
I'm quite a lot smaller then most of people...it works for me.
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Yea, That'd work really good....In a movie, Honestly that would never work in a real fight.
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How about this?:
But if you want tips to avoid fights...umm...when they come near you, hit yourself in head as hard as you can, run against one of them, making both of you fall to ground and shout: "HELP!! THEY SAID THAT THEY ARE GOING TO GANGRAPE ME!!" as loud as you can.