The Official BLEACH series Thread

Originally posted by Nephthys
Alucard is fvcking cool as hell and you're stupid for not liking him.

Yeah, screw that NemeBro guy for having an opinion and shit.

Originally posted by Q99
How many people did they actually kill, though?

The Fullbringers were largely wannabe punks, you don't have to be that good to avoid hell in Bleach.

Well it's the intent that counts I'd assume. Giriko killed his wife and Tsukishima was basically a monster who would toy with peoples lives and break them for his amusement.

My reasoning is that even though they were evil, when they were each killed by a Zanpakuto, causing them to be purified if you will. This process only works on Hollows of course but remember that the Fullbringers derive their powers from Hollows. So if you purify them of their sins committed as Hollows(they've had their powers since birth) then they basically get to Soul Society anyway.

This theory bends the rules but I like to think the Zanpakuto are recognizing the Hollow powers and treating them like that. A loophole if you will.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Yeah, screw that NemeBro guy for having an opinion and shit.

I reject his reality and substitute my own.

(Also, are you not criticising me for having an opinion (that Nemebro is dumb) as well? kukukuku)

do you have giant breasts? If you don't have giant breasts, I don't think you can do that.

thems be the rules.

Originally posted by Nephthys
(Also, are you not criticising me for having an opinion (that Nemebro is dumb) as well? kukukuku)

I'm criticizing* you for your insult to him for his opinion. uhuh

In England we use an s instead of a z.

English don't know their own language. How sad.

Silly Americans, can steal oil, but can't steal an s. Laughable.

Two words with the letter s in my last post and five in this one(not counting the lone one or my sig).

And two in my given name~

Originally posted by Nephthys

Why are you even reading the manga instead of watching the OVA? Steve Blum voices Alucard. I'm sorry, but the swag levels are through the roof!

Alucard is fvcking cool as hell and you're stupid for not liking him. The whole point of his character is that he's a monster that you unleash and behold his slaughter, not a shounen hero who fights bad guys. It's fun seeing him him fvck things up. Sure theres no tension, but there isn't supposed to be. It's all about the guilty pleasure of cheering for a monster.

The whole point of his character is that he is boring as shit to watch, he has boring ass powers, and he's a sodomite.

You want a showy invincible hero? Read Superman.

You want to root for a monster? Then read any various Joker comics.

Alucard sucks.

Then why did you read it again recently, dickdancer? Didn't get enough of not hearing Steve Blum the first time?

Hey, he only took it up the ass once and you know it!

Superman never rapes someone through the chest with a musket. If he did, maybe I would.

Nah. Joker isn't as classy as Alucard.

Alucard owns.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Then why did you read it again recently, dickdancer? Didn't get enough of not hearing Steve Blum the first time?

Too busy doing important shit, like being sexy.

Hey, he only took it up the ass once and you know it!

Walter clearly went to town on girlycard.

Superman never rapes someone through the chest with a musket. If he did, maybe I would.

Imbecile.

Nah. Joker isn't as classy as Alucard.

Joker has bigger muscles though.

The bottom line is, Alucard is awesome.

And that's really all there is to say on the matter.

Nephthys. Blood, gore, and a miss fan-service only appeals to the most primitive of readers as the quintessential elements of a quality work of fiction. In fact, Hellsing is one of the worst stories I've ever had the displeasure of reading.

See, Asstner hates it. It must be good!

Astner, have you ever heard of a guilty pleasure before? Did you know that it's possible to like stories that are not exactly high-brow without being primitive yourself?

The phat phuck that writes Hellsing is my favorite mangaka.

He's such a shameless neckbeard and sick ****, it's impossible for me not to like him.

*When questioned on favorite manga heroines*
"I like Nami, from One Piece, I'd really love to feel her up."

This guy.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Astner, have you ever heard of a guilty pleasure before? Did you know that it's possible to like stories that are not exactly high-brow without being primitive yourself?

Thus, the only rational conclusion one can derive is that you have crude taste.

Did you mean "let alone recommend them"?

Ichigo learns of this after his family is attacked and Rukia introduces herself while trying to save him. She senses his ability and passes on her powers to aid him, and the rest is history.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Yeah, screw that NemeBro guy for having an opinion and shit.

Well it's the intent that counts I'd assume. Giriko killed his wife and Tsukishima was basically a monster who would toy with peoples lives and break them for his amusement.

My reasoning is that even though they were evil, when they were each killed by a Zanpakuto, causing them to be purified if you will. This process only works on Hollows of course but remember that the Fullbringers derive their powers from Hollows. So if you purify them of their sins committed as Hollows(they've had their powers since birth) then they basically get to Soul Society anyway.

This theory bends the rules but I like to think the Zanpakuto are recognizing the Hollow powers and treating them like that. A loophole if you will.

They all redeemed themselves in the end, remember? They all had a change of heart. Ichigo changed them. That is what almost every single main male character in almost every shonen manga ends up doing.

People can redeem themselves...I believe that was the entire point of Ichigo's pwnage at the end, there.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I reject his reality and substitute my own.

Mythbusters Adam Savage paraphrase. I like it. 🙂

Originally posted by Nephthys
The bottom line is, Alucard is awesome.

And that's really all there is to say on the matter.

I agree with this, also. I thoroughly enjoyed Alucard's character. There was plenty of development for other characters, too. The story was very enjoyable. It ranks in my top 20 manga, for sure.

The OVAs are just...absurdly awesome. Nemebro should love Alucard. We pretty much agree on every other manga. 😐 He's just being difficult. One day, he'll admit his love for Alucard.

Originally posted by dadudemon
They all redeemed themselves in the end, remember? They all had a change of heart. Ichigo changed them. That is what almost every single main male character in almost every shonen manga ends up doing.

People can redeem themselves...I believe that was the entire point of Ichigo's pwnage at the end, there.

Might apply to Tsukishima or Ginjou but Giriko had no such redemption.