ROTJ Luke & Padawan Obi-Wan vs. Darth Maul

Who'll win?

Um, Maul. Obi-Wan supposively isn't as good as he looks in TPM if you ask most anyone here but me, and ROTJ Luke sucks harder than the new Hoover vacuum.

OH EM GEE!111 BUT LUKE BEATED VADAR AND HES THE BEST SITH LORD EVA!!1!!1!11 LUKE COULD PWN MAUL LAWLZ.

I thought they are making a trend towards not using suction...

Well if they are, they need to update so I know to use another analogy. Like this...

Luke sucks like a retard on a broken straw.

Ouch! Harsh...

I like the mental image behind that one...

Luke sucks dry balls ( I don't where that came from).

Supressed fetish.

It really depends on how the straw is broken.

At the bottom, like always.

It would be much more interesting if it was towards the top, as the liquid would flow out and never reach the retard's mouth.

True. Let's change that analogy.

Yes, that may be in order.

maul would own, padawan obi, is prolly better than prime luke lol. my opinion though

Obi-Wan in TPM defeated Maul and ROTJ Luke has been declared a Jedi Knight by Yoda. Maul gets defeated.

Maul. Obi-Wan sucks when fighting with another Jedi.

Obi would give Maul trouble, but ROTJ Luke won't help much. Maul takes this.

Originally posted by darthsith19
Maul. Obi-Wan sucks when fighting with another Jedi.

Maul lost from Obi Wan and had a hard time when Obi was angry, but before that he controlled the fight. He would do so again and he would take out Luke fast. After that it would take some more time and a hard fight but he would take Luke.