Doc Ocks Super Soldier Serum Nightclub and Bar!

[raises bottle]

Huzzah! My lips are sealed.

Right let's get these babies installed

*Multi tasks with tentacles*

Drache you install the one behind the bar.I'll do the rest.

Alright.

[reads directions to install TV and eventually gets it installed above the bar]

Score, looks pretty good if I do say so myself.

Who wants to change Oscar the dolphin's diaper?

Originally posted by VeNoIIvII
That must cut you out ot the bar to ..Huh?...and Logan, If it is true then yes we will have to live with it..i dont get what you mean..You ganna commit suiced or somehitng when its true??? 😐

You're emphasizing a fact we already know, and clearly enjoying that it displeases us. That's unacceptable. It lowers the tone. You lower the tone.

Stop lowering the tone!!

Personally, I'm happy with this decision. I have no hopes for any future Spider-Man, X-Men or Fantastic Four movies. They're all blasphemous and the more obvious it is to the public and to the superhero fan community that the people in charge are incompetent, the better.

My feelings on this aren't the issue. You rubbed it in Ock's face, and that makes you a tone-lowering swine. Look at the door. Hear it welcoming you into its warm depths. May the force be with you. When you're gone, that is. Go!

Originally posted by Doc Ock
TheVileOne's days are numbered.Believe me 😈

No I don't think you need a helper.I was just being nice.Ssssshhhhh don't tell anyone I can show benevolance like that 😉

And looky what just arrived:

TheVileOne's imposter should fit rather nicely through that screen, don't you think? 🙂

Originally posted by Backspace
Who wants to change Oscar the dolphin's diaper?

WHAT?!?!?!?

There's no friggin dolphins in here.Does this look like an aquarium?? 😈

Originally posted by Herr Logan
TheVileOne's imposter should fit rather nicely through that screen, don't you think? 🙂

Oh like a glove 😉

stands on a chair"Drinks for every one on me"

walks in "ya can i have an oreo blizzard..."

Well drinks are on CaptainBen so you can have whatever ya want 😉

I'll have a scotch since you're buying Captain.

"can i also get some hickory smoked ribs with onion rings, you guys sell food too right?"

Originally posted by Silverstein
walks in "ya can i have an oreo blizzard..."

Dude, I want one!!

You heard the man Drache.

Chop chop

[fixes Silverstein and Logan's Oreo Blizzard, Ock's scotch, and Silverstein's hickory smoked ribs with onion rings]

Here all of you go.

[grabs another bottle of strawberry daiquiri and takes a swig]

Hey Drache get your old sig back dude.

Dunst is spouting crap.I just read the latest issue of Wizard and there was no mention of Gopher as Venom.

yoo im Aunt May, get me your second cheapest Milkshake Beeyatch!!!

*recieves his blizzard and ribs*
thanks man 😮‍💨

Originally posted by willRules
yoo im Aunt May, get me your second cheapest Milkshake Beeyatch!!!

This isn't an old lady's bar.

Get out granny 😈

*Walks Aunt May outsdide and beats her up in an old alley...*

😉

Workin on a new one Ock. I can't just change these sigs on the fly. I want these to be funny..