[walks in, furls symbiote back from face and throws self wearily in chair, running hands through hair]
Mine enemies lie bleeding and sore wounded, yet still I ask myself sometimes: is all this worth it? I am torn between "this isn't much of a challenge" and my deep-dyed instincts as a predator, no matter how insignificant the prey. If they offend me, I am compelled to school them.
The predator is part of the cycle of life and death no less than adorable little babies and fuzzy little puppies. But is it an easy thing being that predator? Nay... wearisome, sometimes. Heavy lies the head that wears the crown, as my fellow villains well know.
I need a drink. Drache, how about a kir royale? [holds out a $10]
And somebody get Aunt May a bar of soap; her mouth may need rinsing. 😈
Drache has been severely slacking here lately.Allow me to get you that drink.And put your money away.This one is on me.
*Two tentacles prepare kir royale while a 3rd lights a cigar*
Here you go my predatory villainess *Passes glass across bar in a tentacle claw*
Being a villain or villainess you are always going to make enemies.It is the nature of our game.We're not here to be loved or even liked.We're here to conquer and own 😈
Some prey you must destroy as a necessary evil.And some you destroy for pure sadistic pleasure.Much like the red prince of chaos Carnage.All of New York is prey.He is hated,feared but also loved by his kind.Like Shriek and Demogoblin.
Much like you are loved by your villainous kind like me and Logan.Like Logan's Hype avatar says "I am the best at what I do.But what I do isn't very nice".
Nice is boring.When you watch a movie you always remember the villain most because they dazzle and terrify you.
*Raises glass* To villainy 😈
Originally posted by Doc Ock
Nice is boring.When you watch a movie you always remember the villain most because they dazzle and terrify you.*Raises glass* To villainy 😈
That's almost poetry, Ock 😈 Thank you. For real.
I dunno, I thought that business yesterday might have ticked you off somehow [somebody (nameless to protect the guilty) deciding -you- were how I found out they were abusing the truce I had so foolishly held out in an effort to stop . Total puffery and poppycock: you had nothing to do with it.] The idea of that upset me greatly.
Therefore I am relieved you are still speaking to me. There's not many people out here who's opinion I really care about, but you're definitely one of them.
So, to villainy and to our position at the top of the food chain [lifts glass]. And to one more thing: we finally have an actual, honest-to-God good moderator over at the Hype - identity withheld out of respect for their privacy. This person is fair-minded and willing to exert themselves to discover the truth behind wild claims. Here's to them, too.
[in all fairness maybe we have more than one - some of them I just don't know too well.]
And now I have some studying to do, curse it all. Gotta run. 😈
p.s. Hey there, Chuck!
Originally posted by Symbiotica
That's almost poetry, Ock 😈 Thank you. For real.I dunno, I thought that business yesterday might have ticked you off somehow [somebody (nameless to protect the guilty) deciding -you- were how I found out they were abusing the truce I had so foolishly held out in an effort to stop . Total puffery and poppycock: you had nothing to do with it.] The idea of that upset me greatly.
Therefore I am relieved you are still speaking to me. There's not many people out here who's opinion I really care about, but you're definitely one of them.
So, to villainy and to our position at the top of the food chain [lifts glass]. And to one more thing: we finally have an actual, honest-to-God good moderator over at the Hype - identity withheld out of respect for their privacy. This person is fair-minded and willing to exert themselves to discover the truth behind wild claims. Here's to them, too.
[in all fairness maybe we have more than one - some of them I just don't know too well.]
And now I have some studying to do, curse it all. Gotta run. 😈
p.s. Hey there, Chuck!
*Passes Sym another Kir royale in tentacle claw*
I know what business you're talking about and believe me I was never upset with you over anything.Why would I be??? You're not responsible for the idiocy of others.You can only school them harshly 😈
Don't worry yourself over that sillyness.The person in question has been carrying that stupid chip on their shoulder ever since their sillyness was exposed.
Me not speak to you?? Never.I have a great fondness for strong,evil women who can kick all kinds of ass *Thinks of Carolyn and Stunner*
You too are a good friend Sym.A fun person,a true Spider-Man fan and you're like a breath of fresh air on the Hype,and here too of course.You don't take crap from anybody.And I pity the poor fool that even tries 😈
And yes a toast to that moderator (I know who it is) for their fantastic moderatorship.May they one day be promoted to an administrator.
Now check out the dart board I put up on the door there.I had a pic of Gopher Grace stuck on it.And ever since I did that nobody has missed the dart board once.Been bullseyes every time 😈
Happy studying.There's a drink waiting for you here when you're done and want to unwind.Maybe toss a few darts at Gopher there too 😉
Attention, fellow patrons and Ock-philes:
I struck a pretty mild blow, since I'm feeling a bit tired tonight, but feel free to pile on the hurt while the hurtin's good. That ugly mistake of a thread will be gone soon enough.
:wolverine
Aww... they closed it.
Actually, I'm glad. I'm not sure how exactly I'd have responded to that moron's last post. You notice how he left clues for us to try and track down his other account? Yeah, that isn't a mystery worth pursuing. If he reveals himself again, we'll put him in his place, but I'm not going to waste my time trying to find such a lowly worm in the filth when we've got bigger and badder fish to fry.
[reads other thread]
Ock, you're a "BITCIHI" now? What in Hell's half-acre is that? 😮💨
[actually, my money's on VeNoIIvII's alternate nick being "Freezedoom," but don't quote me on that. That level of boneheadedness is displayed by only a few here. Freezedoom is their king.]
I'll PM you about the "tussle" over on the Hype, Logan. I don't want to air it here because I know for a fact there are people from the Hype lurking here, and I want this crap not to go any further. It was the usual stupid b.s., posted by the usual intellectual inferior.... in fact one of the accusations my accuser made was that with we brainy types, intelligence was the only thing that mattered.
It's not ALL that matters; but it's a sizeable portion 🙂 Can we help being superior? No. We just are. It's the villain/antihero way, I tell ya.
Originally posted by Symbiotica
[reads other thread]Ock, you're a "BITCIHI" now? What in Hell's half-acre is that? 😮💨
[actually, my money's on VeNoIIvII's alternate nick being "Freezedoom," but don't quote me on that. That level of boneheadedness is displayed by only a few here. Freezedoom is their king.]
I'll PM you about the "tussle" over on the Hype, Logan. I don't want to air it here because I know for a fact there are people from the Hype lurking here, and I want this crap not to go any further. It was the usual stupid b.s., posted by the usual intellectual inferior.... in fact one of the accusations my accuser made was that with we brainy types, intelligence was the only thing that mattered.
It's not ALL that matters; but it's a sizeable portion 🙂 Can we help being superior? No. We just are. It's the villain/antihero way, I tell ya.
One of their complaints was that we only care about intelligence?
I can see that being an insult, but only coming from someone who doesn't revel in their own ignorance.
That's so pathetic it's tasty. 🙂
[Walks into bar nervously]
Hey fellas, sorry I haven't been here in a while.. Was a WILD weekend. Tire blew out on the first date (lmao Just my luck) taking home a tarantula even though I'm an arachniphobe. So, now that I'm here, can I get anyone anything?
[steps behind bar while reaching under bar and pulling out a wad of cash]
I guess since that VeNoIIvII character isn't coming back we can keep all this money he left lying around, eh?
Oh. This place is for the promotion of intellectualism? ...and my proclivities run more towards the primitive grinding of a coarse sort of palatability from the chaff of this life...
Too bad for you, I like it here, and I'm staying. Tell you what, Ock, I'll talk the big, smart words, and you can pretend not to notice when I scratch myself. You've kept worse company before.
Originally posted by Drache53
[Walks into bar nervously]Hey fellas, sorry I haven't been here in a while.. Was a WILD weekend. Tire blew out on the first date (lmao Just my luck) taking home a tarantula even though I'm an arachniphobe. So, now that I'm here, can I get anyone anything?
[steps behind bar while reaching under bar and pulling out a wad of cash]
I guess since that VeNoIIvII character isn't coming back we can keep all this money he left lying around, eh?
Why would you bring such a hideous abomination into your home when you have sense enough to be arachnophobic? What in God's green Hell has gotten into you?
I'll tell you one thing, if you ever bring that... thing near this bar, they'll be scrubbing your residue out from between the tiles for months. "They" being your replacement. Whatever's wrong with you, it's nothing I can't fix with my bare hands.
By the way, how much cash did that unworthy smegmalith leave in his shameful wake? Whatever it is, gimme my cut of that paper. I must've spent a whole five minutes putting that puling little wretch in his dirty little place. That's worth at least the price of the full tank of gas I bought earlier (upwards of $40 in this wretched age in which we're living).
And gimme some more skirt steak fajitas, with more cheese and guacamole, but hold the children's blood this time. I know this is a place for the utterly depraved and unholy, but I likes what I likes and what I dislike best keep its distance. And when that's ready to serve, dance for me. That's right, it's Herr Logan's Unhappy Hour, and I aim to get my money's worth.
By the way, I'm not paying you a damn cent for any of this.