Doc Ocks Super Soldier Serum Nightclub and Bar!

Originally posted by Doc Ock
*Takes drink in tentacle*

Good lad.And have one yourself.

Now switch on Nip/Tuck.Damn I love that show.

**Also my favorite show**

My view on Topher being Venom is this: Dont jump to conclusions, I still beleive Topher will not be Venom, And if he does end up being him, Its pretty much suicide on Sonys part. We dont want a balerina for Venom, we want a GI. <<( you know what I mean).

**Ock may i drink in your bar? I have no association with VenoIIVII, have never even herd of him...Paola will also confirm this, for I have been talking to her.

Just like the whole Topher/Venom thing, one should not jump to conclusions, before doing your research 😉

*I came on here looking to talk with fellow Spiderman fans, and thats what i intend to do*

**Now Im out of breath, How about a beer**

Originally posted by Drache53
I myself would rather take care of a cat than a spider as well, but hey, I'm stuck with it until Friday. She knew I was an arachniphobe, and she asked me MANY times if I was sure I wanted to take the thing home, I told her each time yes. Then she tried to scare me out of it, telling me I had to take it out and play with it, I told her I was NOT going to play with it, but I was still taking the thing home. It's very low maitanance.. which is good for me, cause I really don't wanna check on the damn thing every ten minutes. So no Logan, I am NOT a doormat. Taking the spider home was MY decision. And I'm sorry if my tone seemed a little too disrepectful when I told you I was not going to dance for you, but I dance for nobody.

You'll dance for me, and you'll do it as soon as you serve me a double bacon cheeseburger, medium rare, with a Cherry Coke and them seasoned curly fries they serve at Hooters.

Hmm... speaking of Hooters, I think Doc Ock and I should have a brainstorming session about some improvements that could be made around here. Don't worry, Drache, you'd still get to do the cookin', but I think some creatively dressed waitresses up in here. Some "Ockettes," if you will. And I think you will. 😎

Originally posted by Herr Logan

Hmm... speaking of Hooters, I think Doc Ock and I should have a brainstorming session about some improvements that could be made around here. Don't worry, Drache, you'd still get to do the cookin', but I think some creatively dressed waitresses up in here. Some "Ockettes," if you will. And I think you will. 😎

You know what Logan I'll leave you in charge of that 😉

Doc, i thought you'd might be interested in this picture..it would match your icon so well, It would look great on your posts.

Here it is

Originally posted by Doc Ock
Well since you think/thought Sam Raimi sucks you're defintely in Herr Logan's good books 😉

Who? What? Whuzza?

Who's been readin' my good books??

Drache!!!
Where in the further reaches of Hell is my God damn cheeseburger?!?

I want the blood cleaned off this floor, so's I can see the new blood when the time comes. Floor! Blood! Now!

*stumbles to the bathroom*
If you people talk behind my back, I'll know.

*SLAM!*

Originally posted by Doc Ock
*Takes drink in tentacle*

Good lad.And have one yourself.

Now switch on Nip/Tuck.Damn I love that show.

I hate that show. Too much sex and violence. I hate that.

So, Doc, about the "Ockettes," I think we should take things a bit further than Hooters does, since, you know, we're better. That is to say, we're worse. Anyhow, if you don't like that idea, I'll redecorate the place with this uppity newcomer's entrails, since that always sparks ideas.

Originally posted by Herr Logan
Who? What? Whuzza?

Who's been readin' my good books??

Drache!!!
Where in the further reaches of Hell is my God damn cheeseburger?!?

I want the blood cleaned off this floor, so's I can see the new blood when the time comes. Floor! Blood! Now!

*stumbles to the bathroom*
If you people talk behind my back, I'll know.

*SLAM!*

I am always in your good books Logan.They make for some fascinating reading 😉

Ok who got blood in the bathroom???

My fellow rogues I posted a sign up asking you to clean up after you slay your victims.

And I don't want any more severed fingers,toes or other body parts clogging the sink again.

Originally posted by Herr Logan
I hate that show. Too much sex and violence. I hate that.

So, Doc, about the "Ockettes," I think we should take things a bit further than Hooters does, since, you know, we're better. That is to say, we're worse. Anyhow, if you don't like that idea, I'll redecorate the place with this uppity newcomer's entrails, since that always sparks ideas.

Too much sex and violence??? You can NEVER have too much of that 😈

Logan I'm all for having some Ockettes in here.As I said I'll leave it in your hands.

My tentacles are full at the moment with other matters.

i need a drink!

Doc Ock, you need a bouncer, and are you accepting any resumes for a part time job?

Originally posted by crimsonphoenix
i need a drink!

What would you like my dear???

I'm assuming you're female 😉

Originally posted by Silverstein
Doc Ock, you need a bouncer, and are you accepting any resumes for a part time job?

Yes........what qualifications have you got???

Can you handle annoying,idiotic Venom fan boy spammers???

is this bar like coyote ugly? do u need dancers ill dance

Originally posted by crimsonphoenix
is this bar like coyote ugly? do u need dancers ill dance

HA! Talk to Herr Logan.

I've placed him in charge of the female talent 😮‍💨

and ill have a shot of rum if u have it...
i got fired from my job. thats why i asked..

Originally posted by Doc Ock
Yes........what qualifications have you got???

Can you handle annoying,idiotic Venom fan boy spammers???

qualifications, I worked at Dairy Queen, and I'm very clean.

can i get a part time job washing dishes? I can also be the employee suck-up or assistant bouncer. Im trained in self-taught movie-kung fu.

as for venom fanboys, i'll just coin the line "hit puberty" 💃 and they'll be runnin'

thanks for your time

Originally posted by crimsonphoenix
and ill have a shot of rum if u have it...
i got fired from my job. thats why i asked..

We have everything here my dear.Doc Ock only deals with the best.

And I'm sure Logan will find a use for you.He has a sharp eye for talent 😉

*Pours rum into glass and slides across bar with a tentacle*

Cheers.

Btw Drache you're lucky I have six arms.This place is getting busy and Logan still ain't got his food!!!

Originally posted by Silverstein
qualifications, I worked at Dairy Queen, and I'm very clean.

can i get a part time job washing dishes? I can also be the employee suck-up or assistant bouncer. Im trained in self-taught movie-kung fu.

as for venom fanboys, i'll just coin the line "hit puberty" 💃 and they'll be runnin'

thanks for your time

You're hired.

You can be the bouncer.I need a bouncer to toss out the fools.Don't let me down.I want only classy people in my bar.

Drache can handle the drinks and food.He does fine...........usually 😉

Originally posted by Silverstein
Doc Ock, you need a bouncer, and are you accepting any resumes for a part time job?

A bouncer?

A God damn bouncer??

Ock, do we need a bouncer here? Does this look like a place that can't handle itself?

Fine, you can be the bouncer when I'm not here. I don't have a set schedule, so you'd better be here all the time. When I'm here, you can sit down and enjoy yourself, but be prepared to knock off all that lollygagging at the drop of corpse that used to bother me. I come and go pretty quickly, and if anyone makes a dirty comment out of that, we'll need an extra janitor.

Originally posted by Doc Ock
You're hired.

You can be the bouncer.I need a bouncer to toss out the fools.Don't let me down.I want only classy people in my bar.

Drache can handle the drinks and food.He does fine...........usually 😉

thank you! 😮‍💨 classy people, you got it. How do it tell if they are classy? 😕 janitor...i dont mind.

Originally posted by Silverstein
thank you! 😮‍💨 classy people, you got it. How do it tell if they are classy? 😕

If I don't rip their heads off when I see them drinking in my bar 😉