Doc Ocks Super Soldier Serum Nightclub and Bar!

Originally posted by crimsonphoenix
is this bar like coyote ugly? do u need dancers ill dance

Is you female talent? If so, you have to dance twice for an audition. Once for yourself and once for Drache, whose insolence seems to be protected by Ock's favoritism.

Do the Drache dance first. It doesn't have to be sexy. The second one does. Save the best for last, as a rule.

And keep it tasty! Wait, I mean tasteful... no, the first one... go with the first one.

Drache, you're off the hook for the dance, but if I don't see some excruciatingly good food for me in five minutes, I'm going to make you Silverstein's practice dummy for his bouncer training!

Originally posted by crimsonphoenix
and ill have a shot of rum if u have it...
i got fired from my job. thats why i asked..

What job did you get fired from?

*Sits back with scotch waiting for dances to commence*

Originally posted by Doc Ock
*Sits back with scotch waiting for dances to commence*

Don't let Symbiotica see that. She's not down with manga/anime.

Truth to tell, I'm not either. Gimme some John Romita or Mark Bagley (for the real Doc Ock, not Ultimate) over that stuff.

...

Where's the dancing? I say "dance," and dancing doesn't ensue. This isn't how it's supposed to be...

ok, let me get this straight. I am the bouncer. i know that, but am i also the janitor?

Originally posted by Herr Logan
Don't let Symbiotica see that. She's not down with manga/anime.

Truth to tell, I'm not either. Gimme some John Romita or Mark Bagley (for the real Doc Ock, not Ultimate) over that stuff.

Yeah well I couldn't find any Romita pics of Ock chillin with a drink 😠

I got fired from my job cuz i did extra things with my costumers after work.
Will i have strip for my audition?

any ways mr Ock and company, my time is up, ill be hittin the olde dusty trail now

Originally posted by crimsonphoenix
I got fired from my job cuz i did extra things with my costumers after work.
Will i have strip for my audition?

No, but we might need bigger tablecloths.

Doc, she needs to get medically tested before she can work here.

Originally posted by Silverstein
ok, let me get this straight. I am the bouncer. i know that, but am i also the janitor?

If you leave a mess during your duties as a bouncer, yes. Otherwise, ask Ock.

I dont need to get tested.... I do that every month.
And by the way my name is barbie. And I wear pasties.

( this is starting to sound like soft core porn. lol)

Originally posted by crimsonphoenix
I dont need to get tested.... I do that every month.
And by the way my name is barbie. And I wear pasties.

( this is starting to sound like soft core porn. lol)

There's no place in this establishment for soft core!! 😠

What are pasties?

[walks out of kitchen holding a double bacon cheeseburger, medium rare, with a Cherry Coke and the seasoned curly fries they serve at Hooters]

Sorry that took so long Logan.. I had to go to Hooters to get these damn things. Oh yeah.

[does a few tap dance moves]

There. Now, can I get anyone else anything?

Originally posted by Herr Logan
There's no place in this establishment for soft core!! 😠

What are pasties?

pasties are the things u put on your n*pples.

Originally posted by Drache53
[walks out of kitchen holding a double bacon cheeseburger, medium rare, with a Cherry Coke and the seasoned curly fries they serve at Hooters]

Sorry that took so long Logan.. I had to go to Hooters to get these damn things. Oh yeah.

[does a few tap dance moves]

There. Now, can I get anyone else anything?

You shouldn't have to actually go to Hooters to get that stuff. We need to add those supplies to our shipping list. Besides, Hooters isn't the only place that serves 'em.

More fajitas, please. 🙂

Originally posted by crimsonphoenix
pasties are the things u put on your n*pples.

I'll leave that decision up to Ock, whether or not you ought to be wearing those in a classy bar like this.

what kind of style bar this is? Is this like 50's class or what?

Originally posted by crimsonphoenix
what kind of style bar this is? Is this like 50's class or what?

Villain bar, with a couple of anti-heroes in the mix to keep everyone in line what needs watchin'.

Just show up for work in a slinky, skin-tight villainess costume, ready to tend to customers' and mainstays' needs.

That means serving food!!

For the most part...

But yeah, we need some extra-long tablecloths. Just in case.

so i get to the job,right?

[walks into kitchen and emerges with fajitas]

Here ya go. You said you wanted the kind like Hooter's had, so I took some, analyzed them, and made my own.