1000 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers!!!

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I'll start...

1. Correct your English teacher every time she makes a grammatical error.

2. If you're late, quote Tolkien: "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

Throw a beer at her.

Piss all over your brand new desk.

Polish your gun in the middle of Class

Say you can't answer any questions because of "religious reasons."

insted of passing notes pass the whole noat book with the noat in the middle.. then say your "compairing " notes

Shoot your gun in the middle of class. 😐

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And aim for her chalkboard. 😐

Turn your music up really loud so the whole class can hear

Put a thumbtack on her chair.

Answer every question with a question, and reply to every statement with, "Why?"

talk to yoursefl during a test

"Open the window, then when the teacher looks at you, jump out the window and just start running.

Grade 9 was fun. my junior high school was surrounded by a field, so we could see him running for a good 5 minutes before he dissapeared over the horizon."

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Start bitching about his/her subject for being useless 😐 (I've seen that in class)

Pull out a really, really tall club sandwich, dog, kitchen chair, miracle whip, olive, and eensy american flag out in the middle of a lecture.

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Then begin to eat them. 😐

Talk about how bad a teacher they are, really loud, while their talking

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Pull out a really, really tall club sandwich, dog, kitchen chair, miracle whip, olive, and eensy american flag out in the middle of a lecture.

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Then begin to eat them. 😐

Give her an apple.

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Oh, wait...

Raise your hand vigorously and eagerly, and when you are called on, say you were only stretching.

Repeat numerous times..

Chew gum, then it spit at them when they tell you to get the gum out of your mouth ( that was nasty)