1000 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers!!!

Put your head under your desk, put mayonise in your mouth and make some moaning noises. When your sure everyone is looking. Look up and pretend to zip up your pants and then spit out the mayonaise on the floor and smile. Then say "What? I was lonely." Make sure there is mayonaise on your teeth and lips when you say this. 😈 Beat that.

Originally posted by barbarossa
Put your head under your desk, put mayonise in your mouth and make some moaning noises. When your sure everyone is looking. Look up and pretend to zip up your pants and then spit out the mayonaise on the floor and smile. Then say "What? I was lonely." Make sure there is mayonaise on your teeth and lips when you say this. 😈 Beat that.

Oh dear god 😘

Originally posted by barbarossa
Put your head under your desk, put mayonise in your mouth and make some moaning noises. When your sure everyone is looking. Look up and pretend to zip up your pants and then spit out the mayonaise on the floor and smile. Then say "What? I was lonely." Make sure there is mayonaise on your teeth and lips when you say this. 😈 Beat that.

rofl! thats the best one yet!

Yeah, that was a little over the line.

Originally posted by DarkC
Yeah, that was a little over the line.

Over the lines of ? Annoyingness......😆
But twas nasty X)

That's pretty sick, barb.

indeed 😬

Originally posted by barbarossa
Put your head under your desk, put mayonise in your mouth and make some moaning noises. When your sure everyone is looking. Look up and pretend to zip up your pants and then spit out the mayonaise on the floor and smile. Then say "What? I was lonely." Make sure there is mayonaise on your teeth and lips when you say this. 😈 Beat that.

Don't know why i'm surprised you can....bend that way.....😂

disgust.Yeah if ur like that!That would b funny to c though!A less disgusting way is to confuse her alot.Like if shes a new teacher,insist that whatever she calls u isnt ur name.Or accidently hit on him or her?I donno cant tell u much cuz i cant think at this moment.ermm

Originally posted by barbarossa
Put your head under your desk, put mayonise in your mouth and make some moaning noises. When your sure everyone is looking. Look up and pretend to zip up your pants and then spit out the mayonaise on the floor and smile. Then say "What? I was lonely." Make sure there is mayonaise on your teeth and lips when you say this. 😈 Beat that.

😂

It doesn't even look much like mayo....

Traditional Mayonnaise is yellow.

Originally posted by s|m
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Start bitching about his/her subject for being useless 😐 (I've seen that in class)

one of my classmates did that guess what!!!! 😱

there was a hell of a fight in the classroom aover that... 😄 *cough*anyway it was fun 😕

We used to put the teacher's table on the edge of the platform so it would fall off as soon as she/he touched it.

We also did the same with the blckboard, placing it carefully on the edge of its hooks so it would fall off as soon as he/she touched it.

Put chalk powder on the chair getting their dress white and dusty

Put ink on the rubber getting their hands all dirty

Fly me and Alicia down to where ever you are, let us spend a class with you....lmao

Ok, a classic from the adventures of Rae and Alicia. Stand up out of nowhere, yell "YOU WENCH! I LOVED HIM" have your friend yell "YEAH WELL SEEMED HE LOVED ME A LITTLE MORE" *wink*....improvise from there. me and alicia started smacking and stratching. Teacher was PISSED OFF>.....