1000 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers!!!

Started by Commando Queen4 pages

have some of that fake fart stuf and keep making it go off.. then have one of oyur friends say to you really losd... that beef and bean burrito was sure good huh?..

this kid did thatand the teacher had the kid to go out of the classroom "so he wouldent make it smell" thos e were her exaact words

When they do the regester say, "smells" after every name

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Burn the teacher's lounge.

Burn the teacher. 😐

That always annoys me...

😆
Tell everyone in the class to make weird noises whenever the teacher turns to the chalkboard (e.g. moaning), which change from place to place; when he/she turns around, stop.

Scratch your butt and make loud noises of pleasure.

Tut, incredibly loudly after every thing that is said

for a biology assignment burn the song 'bad touch' by bloodhound gang 😂

Run to the window every once in a while and scream: "Oh my god, it's 50 Cent!"

Quote liens from the terminator afterthing they say

when the teacher is taking roll.. after every ones name say virgin after except fo either the quietest person in class or one of the nerds ..

Originally posted by Commando Queen
when the teacher is taking roll.. after every ones name say virgin after except fo either the quietest person in class or one of the nerds ..

lmao

blow up a condom and pass it around the room... *props to jake 😛 *

Tell them that if they dont pass you you're going to kick the shit out fo them

Originally posted by silvertsume
blow up a condom and pass it around the room... *props to jake 😛 *

oh god... one time a kid stole a banana from the lunch room and put a condom on it and put it in the hall way.. it was soooo funny

now i have that song in my head.....lol... have random 'seisures' thruout class.

Originally posted by Commando Queen
oh god... one time a kid stole a banana from the lunch room and put a condom on it and put it in the hall way.. it was soooo funny
lol..our school was obsessed with condoms last year 😖

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Tell them that if they dont pass you you're going to kick the shit out fo them

Spoken like a true pothead.

Originally posted by silvertsume
lol..our school was obsessed with condoms last year 😖

lol that was our only major condom thing for the year

Originally posted by silvertsume
lol..our school was obsessed with condoms last year 😖

eer

Write a card saying "Open in case of fire" on the first page. Inside, write "Not now, dumbass." and leave it on the desk.