Random Facts About You

Started by Rogue Jedi395 pages

Dave ****ing Kodak.

im hungry but i dont really feel like eating mhmm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dave ****ing Kodak.
is not a random fact about you.
but it is a random fact about me.

Originally posted by Dave_97
is not a random fact about you.
but it is a random fact about me.
Sssshhhh....stop talking.

im really tired.

Sleep.

if only

Why not

i just asked john for advice, i feel dirty, but not the good kind of dirty, like when you have sex with a co-worker in the washroom.
and not the bad kind of dirty, like when you soil yourself while hooking up with a co-worker in the washroom and at the same time she smells the air and stops you and questions you on if you just soiled yourself, and then she tells all the girls at work, and they tell all the guys, and you hang your head in shame. end up leaving your job, move to another state and change your name, then 10 years down the line you bump into her at your new friends wedding, and she tells all of them about it, and you have to move again, and welcome home that feeling of shame that it took you 5 years to get over, but no, now you have to go drown yourself in a bottle of anything strong enough to wash away the past... which has totally never happened to me before.

but more of the "i could use a beer" kind of dirty, that mediocre dirty state, where its just kind of there, but not enough for you to do anything about it.

I nailed a co-worker at work a while back, it was awesome.

i have not nailed anybody in a looooong time.

Sex is overrated.

it is, but still hella fun.

With the right partner, yeah, it's awesome. Nothing worse than a selfish over.

i wouldnt know.

I would. I do.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That does not seem clever, at all. It just seems like more arrogant posturing about his "superlative" lyricism "ability."

Well, I'm not trying to be rude, but I'd like to see you come up with something better if you know what clever lyrics are.

He's definitely got better stuff than that. Listen to his verses on Renegade (which he destroyed Jay-Z on his own song) and the song Infinite, or Bad Influence, or Just The 2 of Us, or Criminal, or Kill You, or Stan, etc.

Some of my favorite quotes of his is
"Cause you can be quick, jump the candlestick,
Burn your back, and **** Jill on a hill
But you still aint Jack"

"You wacker than the mother****er you bit your style from
You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album"

"Now if i only had some ****ing hair I'd pull it, faster than a bullet
out of Tupac's chest before the ambulance came too late to do it"

It's pretty noobish to say Eminem isn't clever.

Well, you know guys.

Its pretty tricky to rock a rhyme...

to rock a rhyme that's right on time, its tricky.

i just scratched my ear 🙁

Eminem sucks.