Ewoks OR Jawas

Started by darthrevan896 pages
Originally posted by Darth Zayzia
The jawas win of course there so cute and besides they have blasters and technology.

The jawas are not cute! They are annoying little creatures that try to cheat people! We ewoks however have a sense of honor and duty!

Yeah, sure. Tell it to the Imperial soldiers you murdered on endor!

Now take this, you spear chucking mini bears!

Ewoks are no match for the Jawas. They are invincible! Right now you Ewoks should run! Darth Janus is here with a lightsaber!

Originally posted by Lil Krueger
Ewoks are no match for the Jawas. They are invincible! Right now you Ewoks should run! Darth Janus is here with a lightsaber!

Um...I think your embarrising Janus. 😕

The Deulists' Guild.

Originally posted by darthrevan89
Um...I think your embarrising Janus. 😕

Well...he is my 7th Idol... ✅

Ewoks are little pieces of junk, the Jawa's have the backing of The Deulists' Guild.

Originally posted by MAKASHIMAN
Ewoks are little pieces of junk, the Jawa's have the backing of The Deulists' Guild.

I am the Lord of the Duelists guild! I AM THE GREAT COUNT DOOKU!

Originally posted by Count Dooku
I am the Lord of the Duelists guild! I AM THE GREAT COUNT DOOKU!

I AM MAKASHIMAN, DAMNIT!

What the heck?! I am Makashiman you poser, Grand Council Master of The Deulists Guild. You can stay a jawa.

Duellist.

Not Deulist... lol

Lol. Hey I want a treaty between the Jawas and my Deulists.

You did it again!

Um, what duellists? I just see you.

Originally posted by MAKASHIMAN
Lol. Hey I want a treaty between the Jawas and my Deulists.

our terms, kill alll the ewoks and then turn them into carpet and spill redwine on them

Well were a new group as you can see but all I really want is for the Jawas not to harass any of it's members.

Fine, if you help us combat the ewoks we will save you for last.

If you see an Ewok......

Fine. But if you guys break this deal I will revive this thread show the true depths of your honor.

You do realize you're dealing with SITH jawas, right?

And Artoo.