Ewoks OR Jawas

Originally posted by DarthMaul9123
hahah nice try jawas can't run up walls trees and stuff or do karate flips or moves plus against my ewoks only death can happen to jawas

Now listen...why should I run up walls, trees and stuff or do karate flips or moves if I can just raise my hand and force choke you to death ? You see: efficiency > you.

Since when did karate have their own flips?

Not that we can't do the above if we don't want to. Just not necessary. You go run up your tree, we'll blink and bring it down on top of you. Point at you, and it'll turn alive and eat you. Wiggle our left nostril. . .

Fools again you persist to display your ignorance! when will you learn the time of the Jawa is over, no wis the time for the Ewoks to take thier rightful place as guardians of eternity!

-.-; friggen typo now is not no wis...

What is it with these ewoks...?

Someone smite this little furred freak before I have to think twice about his presence?

Your the one who brought me here, and your the reason the Jawas will fall you have brought me within the ranks of the Ewoks and now you will see just what it is you've done, prepare for your end you jawa humpin scrap collector!

Oooo... it's on now, punk.

Prepare to enter the jawa, mo fo...

ô.o A kitten? you pwn me with a kitten? heh heh thats about as lethal as my pinky toe don't make me laugh, maybe you should go pray to your metal god and ask him to smite me for you since you obviously have limited resources!

I think I will..

Look, here's the other god... Teethree!

I'm compelled to hit my knees for TeeThree is christly though I will not falter and fall prey to a flase god!

*Initiates Gregorian chanting* All hail Lord Teethree! Heir to the throne of Astromech Godliness!

TeeThree and Artoo along with HK-47 make up the holy jawa trinity... Be afraid, mortal ewok... be afraid!

Mwahaahah!!! They are invincible!! Except wait. HK is similar to Threepio, the deity of the mortal hairballs. An astromech is needed. . . Ahah! Arphive, the sacreligious droid that had its top blown off by the Jawas for fear of losing it to the blasted Skywalkers.

TeeThree, Arphive, and the almighty Artoo make up the holy trinity of Astromechisityness. All hail!!

I think that this new deity calls for a pic, Faunus.

a few sonic detonators will see them to rubble so I fear nothing you jawas can dish up!

The New Jawa Order accepts this Deity.

Hail Artoo, ya silly Ewoks!

you would accept a new diety that committed suicide like a coward? if even your gods would end thier own lives from fear then surely you too will fail. So go ahead and worship him all you like you'll all be joining him in the scrap pit soon enough anyways.

JAJAJAJAJa this thread is awsome!!!!
I´ll have to go with the jawas, ewoks are too arcaic for me jejejeje.